oh lord angry birds makes me do a sad
i don't play that game
our house used to be filled with laughter and joy
but now it's filled with shouts and mumbled curses due to my roommates not getting where they need to be on that stupid fucking game
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't usually get to that stage
most of the time I can work out what I need to do, it's just a case of hitting the sweet spot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I tried it once, but didn't get into it
we'll all be sitting at the kitchen table and they'll all be phone in hand, playing that dumb game, passing phones back and forth, watching the cheat videos on youtube
i'm like please can we get back to the real world
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

What you need to do
is go outside and trap a few birds. Use nuts and seeds to bait your traps. Once you have them in hand, fling them at rocks, trees, glass, concrete and pigs. Voilà! Real-life Angry Birds.

And probably angry ASPCA too....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

irl lol
clever :D
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)