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What games do you play? Computer games, board games, drinking games, sex games, sports, croquet, speed-knitting, danger wanks *cries*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:05, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
so I shan't be joining any time soon. If you'd like to post a picture of your quarry I shall look at it and perhaps make a scornful comment.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
edit: basically none stop.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
185000 blocks of sandstone apparently.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
How about I open the question up a little. What games do you play?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I always knew I was punching waaaaaaaay above my weight. Oh well.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Frankly, if he's that awkward you're best out of it. But then I'd say the same to him too.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I have always found the first time with anyone to be slightly awkward, especially when sober. Slightly awkward is not the same as bad or not fun.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
You should go out on a date, get him to drink about 2/3 of a bottle of wine while you have the rest. That should be sufficient.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
if he comes round this evening. If.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Get bladdered enough to be Supersexvixen, then show what he'd be missing if he left now.
On a more serious note, as you get to know him (and 'know' him), do you still like him as much?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Is he a djtrialprice, or someone with a rubbish cock.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
If he asked, would you tell him that it was "just the right size"?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I hope he never asks, but ultimately if you do say that to him, I guarantee there is no long term future in your relationship.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
"all my exes were hung like John Holmes and had his stamina"
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
and don't really know what to do with it.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
and I'm also sure he must be aware that he hasn't exactly got a massive cock, so why would me lying to him about it make him feel any better?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
but your answer could be read as evasive, and thus reflect negatively on him.
When it comes to their cocks, men can be as mental as women are about everything else.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
and being told by the girl you're screwing that actually in comparison to a load of other average people, you are at the bottom end of the bell curve.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
either I lie to his face, which I don't want to do, or I hurt his feelings. Hence thinking evasive is the way to go.
Plus, yes I've had men with larger cocks but who were also incredibly shit in bed. So... *shrugs* I prefer it the other way round.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
make your mind up!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
No, I meant a man with a smaller cock who knows what he's doing with it.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
She's like Jacky out of HOllyoaks.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
boys always think they have a massive cock, when in reality most of them just *are* massive cocks.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
but she wouldn't want me marching right in and confirming it, would she? Same deal.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Where's the mindbleach?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
But much much better. I'm going to see Peter Serafinowicz tonight.
How's our B3th?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
My house is just vaguely acceptable at the mo. I want it gleaming.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
but I don't want to lie awake at night wondering how you know him so intimately...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Why do you think dj had that fuck off grin on his face?
And his top off....
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I've implanted that seed of doubt into your mind now. I hope next time your bouncing on his willy this thought crosses your mind and puts you right off your stroke.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
You know how he can be. Well I'm assuming you do.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I'll see what I can do. And yeah - he's lovely. If I wasn't so wary about rushing in to things I'd probably be smitten.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
You would become more popular. But you would probably suffer terrible gut ache after a couple of days. And ultimately die.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
THIS IS A VERY FUNNY JOKE HERE THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISSED!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
strategygamenetwork.com does online Risk except they can't call it that.
Boardgames: we've been playing a lot of Last Night on Earth just lately - Monty would love it, it's zombies versus B-Movie characters.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
including only people who play FB games and then only post game stuff to that group (unless I'm really drunk or absurdly proud of my pointless virtual achievement). For one game I have a subgroup of only the people who play that specific game, since it demands a lot of posting. It's simple manners.
I've got quite a few apps blocked myself, Fucking Farmville spastics.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
and people in my feed who keep asking me to find out if they think I'm fun. I could tell them that in the fucking first place.
Of course I'm fun, you spastic!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
irl asshole, fuck you pyramid, kings
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Angry. Fucking. Birds.
I can't tell you how much of my life has been wasted since that game came out. I've done all the original game, all the Seasons games, and I'm almost at the end of the Rio game, as much as has been released.
Beyond that, I love puzzle games, things that don't involve a huge commitment, that you get just dip in and out of. Also, Sims and Spore, Sim City, Theme Hospital occasionally...
I need to get out more.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
i don't play that game
our house used to be filled with laughter and joy
but now it's filled with shouts and mumbled curses due to my roommates not getting where they need to be on that stupid fucking game
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
most of the time I can work out what I need to do, it's just a case of hitting the sweet spot.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
we'll all be sitting at the kitchen table and they'll all be phone in hand, playing that dumb game, passing phones back and forth, watching the cheat videos on youtube
i'm like please can we get back to the real world
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
is go outside and trap a few birds. Use nuts and seeds to bait your traps. Once you have them in hand, fling them at rocks, trees, glass, concrete and pigs. VoilĂ ! Real-life Angry Birds.
And probably angry ASPCA too....
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I too have wasted a great number of hours to the various incarnations of Angry Fucking Birds. Well, I say "wasted", I was at work for most of them.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
In order: whatever's tickling my Xbox fancy at the time, currently Fifa 11, previously Red Dead Redemption, Bully and Mass Effect; Risk, Monopoly (various versions of both) and moving to technically there's no board but just cards games, Munchkin, Bohnanza and occasionally Magic; nah mate; none of your business; Ballroom dancing, football (does watching count?); not posh enough; not allowed needles since the Golden Leaves Rest Home incident ot '03; yes, just now.
Bet you're glad you asked.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I'm going to start incorporating the phrase "I'm off to unload a dirty protest through my Xbox fancy" into my daily vocabulary
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I've heard they're quite problematic.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Not yet. But I can assure you I'll tell you all about it when I do
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Surely you want to see it through to its logical conclusion
*cackles malevolently*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
*strokes absurdly hairy cat, fingers facial scar absently-mindedly, etc*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
you raging bumder
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Making a fanny joke out of a facial scar is nothing short of genius. Have an 8/10, and a click.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
A pussy AND an axe wound? That's a double-hitter! That's got to be at least a nine!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Now take your click and your applause, and be contented.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I'd have you doing something really depraved.
Like BALLET
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
In fact, it appeared in the responses to my FB status announcing I was going to be taking Ballet classes some time back.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
also Wii Sports Tennis, and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games.
Lately I have also been playing GT5, Motor Storm and very recently Red Dead Redemption, which is ace. I had a dream that I was a cowboy the other night because of it.
Play quite a bit of Risk, and recently some Trivial Pursuit as well.
I play a lot of cards too. Fucking love poker, but Shithead will do.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
i really would like an oldschool super nintendo
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Mariokart Wii is seriously good though
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
just like a control pad, but you can lazily hold your hands at your side as you slump on the sofa
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
i'm just not coordinated enough to use that space game
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Even though I love my DS above all other platforms. Am I missing out?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I play with my mrs and a couple of others all the time, and the competition is pretty close, and we end up laughing our arses off because of the close races.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
But I never got into platform games. I think the last platform I really, truly, absolutely loved was Jet Boot Jack on my old Atari 800.
*dededededededededede boop*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Turrican 2 on the Amiga was the pinnacle in my opinion
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
What a great game. That and Xenon 2.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I think I have that on my AceKard. I've never completed a Zelda game yet. They keep getting hard. *sadfaces*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I want to get Resident Evil for the Wii.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I played 4 to death, got horribly stuck in one of the big scenes and gave up after about a hundred goes.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
and then you realised you were wanking over me. And carried on.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
The b3tans I wank over are limited to you and you alone.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I'm also terrified and tired and I just can't be arsed with this bastard of an essay but I have to get a good whack done and at least some reading argh argh halp.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
shit, isn't it? Are you feeling any better?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
but well enough to do most things without wanting to fall over. It was a nasty bug.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I'm looking up books at the moment, btw, so I am doing it. kind of.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
like Plants vs Zombies (even though it's quite old now) and Rat on a Skateboard which fills my morning commute with glee!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I am good thank you kindly, it's a quiet Friday so I'm 'ere for a bit! Debating on answering the QOTW and now chatting with you jolly people! :)
How are you diddling?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I haven't been here in sometime, when I left most of you were jolly people... have things changed, should I be afraid?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
but no, we're basically the jolly, happy, cheerful sould we always were.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Nah I don't do the punching... I need to be provoked in order to deliver the death-blow... that way it's self-defence and I don't go to that prison place!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
But I've already had a beer!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Have you been doing anything exciting recently... or drank so much beer that you think you've done something exciting?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I'll make up some annecdotes before I speak to you next.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I haven't the heart to narrow my eyes at you. I love you too much.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I'm so fluffeh and loveable, like a kitten in a bonnet! :)
How are you mrs?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
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