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Friday afternoon deadness.
What games do you play? Computer games, board games, drinking games, sex games, sports, croquet, speed-knitting, danger wanks *cries*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:05, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
MINECRAFT
Everyone should see my quarry. it's fucking massive
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
It's also a physical representation of madness brought about by giving up smoking.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I like the idea of that

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I have had a bit of a look about Minecraft and consider it to be horrifyingly addictive
so I shan't be joining any time soon. If you'd like to post a picture of your quarry I shall look at it and perhaps make a scornful comment.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
That it is, i spent 4 hours digging a hole.
edit: basically none stop.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I am constructing Petra.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
My mates are currently trying to make the hanging gardens of babylon.
185000 blocks of sandstone apparently.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I've made 14 floors upwards and 9 downwards so far.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Oh, I see what you did there.
How about I open the question up a little. What games do you play?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I like croquet

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I do too, pissed-on-Pimms croquet is ace.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Tennis
just tennis. *heaves sigh*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
How's it going?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I think he's losing interest
I always knew I was punching waaaaaaaay above my weight. Oh well.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Did you at least get a shag out of him?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
She got to watch him have a wank over a DVD

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Yes, albeit a slightly awkward, neither-of-us-have-drunk-enough-to-be-confident one.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Wow, that must have been a whole load of fun.
Frankly, if he's that awkward you're best out of it. But then I'd say the same to him too.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
*shrug*
I have always found the first time with anyone to be slightly awkward, especially when sober. Slightly awkward is not the same as bad or not fun.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Oh is see, it didn't sound great from your description above.
You should go out on a date, get him to drink about 2/3 of a bottle of wine while you have the rest. That should be sufficient.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I will almost certainly try this
if he comes round this evening. If.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Well, there you go.
Get bladdered enough to be Supersexvixen, then show what he'd be missing if he left now.

On a more serious note, as you get to know him (and 'know' him), do you still like him as much?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Basically, does his willy match up with how you percieve the rest of him?
Is he a djtrialprice, or someone with a rubbish cock.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Pfft!
disappointingly average, since you ask. But I've had worse.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Oh that's a shame.
If he asked, would you tell him that it was "just the right size"?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I would tell him it's neither nice or necessary to draw comparisons between him and my exes.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
That's an incredibly hurtful thing to say.
I hope he never asks, but ultimately if you do say that to him, I guarantee there is no long term future in your relationship.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
because any man would think that means
"all my exes were hung like John Holmes and had his stamina"
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Especially when deep down they know that they have a small and odd shaped penis
and don't really know what to do with it.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Who is John Holmes?
and I'm also sure he must be aware that he hasn't exactly got a massive cock, so why would me lying to him about it make him feel any better?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
true
but your answer could be read as evasive, and thus reflect negatively on him.

When it comes to their cocks, men can be as mental as women are about everything else.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
And there is a difference between being aware that you could never work in porn
and being told by the girl you're screwing that actually in comparison to a load of other average people, you are at the bottom end of the bell curve.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
+end

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
*snort*
click!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Yes, I know, I was going for the subtle double entendre

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Well then basically there is no good or right answer
either I lie to his face, which I don't want to do, or I hurt his feelings. Hence thinking evasive is the way to go.
Plus, yes I've had men with larger cocks but who were also incredibly shit in bed. So... *shrugs* I prefer it the other way round.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
You just said you *didn't* prefere it the other way round
make your mind up!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Eh wut?
No, I meant a man with a smaller cock who knows what he's doing with it.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
In yer bumbum?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
oh my god we're like *so* alike!
BFFs for evah!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
*medium-height-fives*

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
She might be saying no, but her eyes are saying yes
She's like Jacky out of HOllyoaks.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
surprisesexloz

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Silly berk
boys always think they have a massive cock, when in reality most of them just *are* massive cocks.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
A girl might be aware that she's a gigantic wobbling leviathan
but she wouldn't want me marching right in and confirming it, would she? Same deal.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
That is easily the most disturbing thing I've read all day
Where's the mindbleach?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Oh hai!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
hai sis
Feeling better?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Hacking cough of doom.
But much much better. I'm going to see Peter Serafinowicz tonight.
How's our B3th?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
impoverished and still tight-jawed
but with a shiny kitchen.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Well done!
My house is just vaguely acceptable at the mo. I want it gleaming.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I love you, Al
but I don't want to lie awake at night wondering how you know him so intimately...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I've seen that picture from Download
Why do you think dj had that fuck off grin on his face?

And his top off....
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
You're so wrong.
But I also love you.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Tough
I've implanted that seed of doubt into your mind now. I hope next time your bouncing on his willy this thought crosses your mind and puts you right off your stroke.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
He wouldn't permit such a lack of dedication.
You know how he can be. Well I'm assuming you do.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Haha!
I'll see what I can do. And yeah - he's lovely. If I wasn't so wary about rushing in to things I'd probably be smitten.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Why, haven't you let him in the tradesmans yet?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Women just don't get it, men really are very simple to keep.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
My arse is southbound traffic only.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You should move to Australia then
You would become more popular. But you would probably suffer terrible gut ache after a couple of days. And ultimately die.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
EXCUSE ME PEOPLE!
THIS IS A VERY FUNNY JOKE HERE THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISSED!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I saw it
and approved
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Thank you

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
no, thank you

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I play a few of the little 1 minute Blitz games on Facebook
strategygamenetwork.com does online Risk except they can't call it that.

Boardgames: we've been playing a lot of Last Night on Earth just lately - Monty would love it, it's zombies versus B-Movie characters.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I noted I have more than three hundred applications blocked on Facebook now.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I set up a FB list called Games
including only people who play FB games and then only post game stuff to that group (unless I'm really drunk or absurdly proud of my pointless virtual achievement). For one game I have a subgroup of only the people who play that specific game, since it demands a lot of posting. It's simple manners.

I've got quite a few apps blocked myself, Fucking Farmville spastics.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I have quite a few dozen invites to shit things
and people in my feed who keep asking me to find out if they think I'm fun. I could tell them that in the fucking first place.

Of course I'm fun, you spastic!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
mah jong, dominoes, battleship on the computer
irl asshole, fuck you pyramid, kings
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Three words:
Angry. Fucking. Birds.
I can't tell you how much of my life has been wasted since that game came out. I've done all the original game, all the Seasons games, and I'm almost at the end of the Rio game, as much as has been released.

Beyond that, I love puzzle games, things that don't involve a huge commitment, that you get just dip in and out of. Also, Sims and Spore, Sim City, Theme Hospital occasionally...

I need to get out more.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
oh lord angry birds makes me do a sad
i don't play that game
our house used to be filled with laughter and joy
but now it's filled with shouts and mumbled curses due to my roommates not getting where they need to be on that stupid fucking game
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I don't usually get to that stage
most of the time I can work out what I need to do, it's just a case of hitting the sweet spot.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I tried it once, but didn't get into it
we'll all be sitting at the kitchen table and they'll all be phone in hand, playing that dumb game, passing phones back and forth, watching the cheat videos on youtube
i'm like please can we get back to the real world
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
What you need to do
is go outside and trap a few birds. Use nuts and seeds to bait your traps. Once you have them in hand, fling them at rocks, trees, glass, concrete and pigs. VoilĂ ! Real-life Angry Birds.

And probably angry ASPCA too....
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
irl lol
clever :D
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
As loath as I am to agree with my Internet Nemesis
I too have wasted a great number of hours to the various incarnations of Angry Fucking Birds. Well, I say "wasted", I was at work for most of them.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Ooooh I can do this one
In order: whatever's tickling my Xbox fancy at the time, currently Fifa 11, previously Red Dead Redemption, Bully and Mass Effect; Risk, Monopoly (various versions of both) and moving to technically there's no board but just cards games, Munchkin, Bohnanza and occasionally Magic; nah mate; none of your business; Ballroom dancing, football (does watching count?); not posh enough; not allowed needles since the Golden Leaves Rest Home incident ot '03; yes, just now.

Bet you're glad you asked.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Aha, I like a bit of Magic myself.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Ironically a couple of my FB games are effectively Collectible Card Games

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Xbox fancy
the new name for Darth's fun tunnel.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
That is BRILLIANT
I'm going to start incorporating the phrase "I'm off to unload a dirty protest through my Xbox fancy" into my daily vocabulary
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Just hope you don't encounter a Ring of Doom
I've heard they're quite problematic.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
A RED Ring of Doom
Not yet. But I can assure you I'll tell you all about it when I do
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I'd really rather you didn't.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
This was your idea, IN
Surely you want to see it through to its logical conclusion

*cackles malevolently*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I can't imagine a circumstance in which I'd like to 'see it' at all.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT
*strokes absurdly hairy cat, fingers facial scar absently-mindedly, etc*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I bet that's the closest YOU'VE ever been to a pussy and an axe wound
you raging bumder
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Oh very well done
Making a fanny joke out of a facial scar is nothing short of genius. Have an 8/10, and a click.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Oh come on!
A pussy AND an axe wound? That's a double-hitter! That's got to be at least a nine!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I think we established yesterday what happens when you question the marking system
Now take your click and your applause, and be contented.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You can't tell me what to do!
You're not the boss of me!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Just as well
I'd have you doing something really depraved.

Like BALLET
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I know what that is without clicking it
In fact, it appeared in the responses to my FB status announcing I was going to be taking Ballet classes some time back.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I play a lot of Mariokart
also Wii Sports Tennis, and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games.

Lately I have also been playing GT5, Motor Storm and very recently Red Dead Redemption, which is ace. I had a dream that I was a cowboy the other night because of it.

Play quite a bit of Risk, and recently some Trivial Pursuit as well.

I play a lot of cards too. Fucking love poker, but Shithead will do.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
oh mariokart, i miss you
i really would like an oldschool super nintendo
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
yeah, it had some great games
Mariokart Wii is seriously good though
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
you play it on the wii?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
yeah
4 player. can play online too.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I want to get a controller pad, rather than using the wii remote

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
yeah shit
i hate that fucking thing
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
have you tried with the nunchuk and remote?
just like a control pad, but you can lazily hold your hands at your side as you slump on the sofa
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
i fucking hate the wii
i'm just not coordinated enough to use that space game
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I never got into the whole Mario thing
Even though I love my DS above all other platforms. Am I missing out?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Every version of Mariokart has been among the best games ever
I play with my mrs and a couple of others all the time, and the competition is pretty close, and we end up laughing our arses off because of the close races.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
the reason I preferred the DS to the PSP is that the games are more simplistic and cute.
But I never got into platform games. I think the last platform I really, truly, absolutely loved was Jet Boot Jack on my old Atari 800.

*dededededededededede boop*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
platform games have gone downhill
Turrican 2 on the Amiga was the pinnacle in my opinion
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Was pyjamarama an Amiga game?
I liked that.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Fuck! I had forgotten about the existance of Turrican!
What a great game. That and Xenon 2.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
man, Xenon 2 was a great game

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
If you haven't played Phantom Hourglass it's well worth a go, one of the the best games I've ever played.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Is that Zelda?
I think I have that on my AceKard. I've never completed a Zelda game yet. They keep getting hard. *sadfaces*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I play Fallout quite a lot.
I want to get Resident Evil for the Wii.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I want House of the Dead
and the goddamn Hand Cannon
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Is that Res Evil 4 or is there a new one?
I played 4 to death, got horribly stuck in one of the big scenes and gave up after about a hundred goes.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I was going to start with 1, then get zero, then get 4.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a good username. I didn't notice until someone called you al.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I bet your hand was already down your knickers and you were knuckle deep
and then you realised you were wanking over me. And carried on.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Why would I be wanking over Kitty in the first place?
The b3tans I wank over are limited to you and you alone.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I play the game of being relentlessly dull.
I'm also terrified and tired and I just can't be arsed with this bastard of an essay but I have to get a good whack done and at least some reading argh argh halp.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Oooh, I play that game too!
shit, isn't it? Are you feeling any better?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Still a bit rattly, and not entirely well
but well enough to do most things without wanting to fall over. It was a nasty bug.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
<s>most of what you said to make it look like whack job</s>

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
why are you terrified?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
An essay and I don't like the question and I feel really, really scared for some reason.
I'm looking up books at the moment, btw, so I am doing it. kind of.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
oh no good, darling *massive hugs*

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Mainly silly games on my mobile...
like Plants vs Zombies (even though it's quite old now) and Rat on a Skateboard which fills my morning commute with glee!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Alright stranger?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Yarp
I am good thank you kindly, it's a quiet Friday so I'm 'ere for a bit! Debating on answering the QOTW and now chatting with you jolly people! :)

How are you diddling?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Are we jolly people?
Monty must not be here.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Meh
I haven't been here in sometime, when I left most of you were jolly people... have things changed, should I be afraid?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
well, we've had a few punch-ups in the last couple of days
but no, we're basically the jolly, happy, cheerful sould we always were.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Punch-ups?
Oh dear, who's to blame for that then?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Darth
You should beat him up.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Ah I see!
Nah I don't do the punching... I need to be provoked in order to deliver the death-blow... that way it's self-defence and I don't go to that prison place!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I've had 2 days off, i keep thinking I have to work tomorrow.
But I've already had a beer!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Oooh very nice too!
Have you been doing anything exciting recently... or drank so much beer that you think you've done something exciting?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Nope boring as shit just working.
I'll make up some annecdotes before I speak to you next.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Awesome
You knows how I loves a good annecdote! :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Alright FlimFlam
How are you?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Howdy doo!
How's it going? Good I hope!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
NEMESIS!
I haven't the heart to narrow my eyes at you. I love you too much.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Awww you know you couldn't,
I'm so fluffeh and loveable, like a kitten in a bonnet! :)

How are you mrs?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Fallout(s)
Mass Effect(s)
Bioshock(s)
Tekken
Sf
Poker
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
You forgot
overpriced drums
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
they were very reasonable!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

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