Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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37.Closer to 40 than 35 these days. eeep.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:14,
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Bah, that's nowtI'm aware of a hideous double standards in calling Monty (also 37) old and not yourself, but there are two good reasons for that.
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would they be the two reasons that are rapidly heading towards my knees?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:29,
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YesYour trouser legs turn me on something fearsome. Especially when you're about to sit down on the toilet, as I assume you are now.
*goes to happy visual place*
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Not sure reallyJust trying to think of something else that might be heading towards your knees. My disgustingly elaborate mental image of you now incorporates enormous breats, just so you know.
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I think everybody knows I have enormous breaststhey usually beat me into a room by about ten minutes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:40,
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I actually didn'tIt's nice to be right once in a while. I have obviously chosen my Internet Nemesis wisely, albeit entirely by accident
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Christ, Darth why are you so fucking creepy?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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Yes, reallyYou need to be reminded almost daily about just how creepy you are, you seem to forget all too easily
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48,
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Appreciate the public service you're performingIn the same vein, has anyone reminded you today what a cunt you are?
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Cool, we wouldn't want anyone fleeing the internet and changing their name and address because of you(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:51,
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