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Oh dear lord I love diazpam, it's like I've been standing next to an airhorn all week and someone just turned it off.
www.maharishihoney.com/media/animations/vedic_organic/index.htmlI bought some live animal ealier that I will eat later; RAZOR CLAMS, I'm going to do some sort of seafood pasta with RAZOR CLAMS (aghh-haaa, savour of the UNIVERSE), with dressed crab and chilli and garlic and crayfish tails and spring onion and chives.
alt: You got a quid to spend at the sweet shop, what you getting?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:55,
171 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Alt: Kitkat Chunky, king size
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:56,
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crawdads taste like mud, trufax
alt: something cherry, or gum
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:59,
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Either some mint imperials
or some liquorice torpedos.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:59,
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Wargh look who it is!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:04,
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alright there :)
how's it going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:07,
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Not bad, found a paid internship for something that looks amazing
but it's for 8 weeks, July thru August, and I've already booked holidays. I'm applying for the FCO one, it's paid and only in August -eeee!-
How are you, gorgeous?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:22,
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Ooh good for you!
*mourns own barren working life*
I'm alright thanks. I have sooo much cleaning to do though :S
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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THey're quite nice in salads those
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:01,
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FUCKS SAKE, FUCKING STUPID FUCKING IDIOT, I HOPE THAT PASTOUR DOES FUCKING TIME
www.channel4.com/news/at-least-8-un-staff-killed-over-koran-burning
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:01,
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There's no good people in that story
you know apart from the dead.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:04,
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I'm listening to Terry Jones on the radio now, "It's tragic when anyone dies, weather it's an accident or an intentional killing or an act of god...."
Fucking send him there and let him preach.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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I think we have to bear in mind
that Terry Jones killed no-one. He didn't even burn the Koran himself. The fault lies solely with those stupid and evil enough to kill because a book got burned.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:17,
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He would have done, if he had the guts, instead he used is pawn to do it.
He promoted it to make sure the message reached that side of the world, where that would be the inevitable circamstance.
He is just as responsible as the curupted imrams who teach a bastardised version of Islam to the masses from childhood.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:23,
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He really isn't
it was a stupid and hateful thing to do. But he's not responsible for those deaths, the people who killed them are
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26,
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It's a bit like saying a general has no responciblity for their troop's actions.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:28,
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I'm not saying the murders are innocent at all, they're, well, they're murders, I hope they burn in hell....
.... but they don't have the benfit of a non-religious education.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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Burn a Bible, or a copy of the Torah
and what happens? At worst some eyebrows are raised, maybe a couple of Americans get shirty.
Burn a Koran and halfway around the world half a dozen entirely innocent people die after an unrelated compound is stormed.
They're not doing themselves any favours.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:05,
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Just look at some EDL marches.
Imagine them in a country where everyone has AK47's and RPG's
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:08,
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This has got fuck all to do with your question so apologies Gonz
I went to Tesco at lunchtime and got, amongst other things, a few beers , as I know I'll have the house to myself when I get home. I used an automatic checkout and it wouldn't let me through until a member of staff verified that I was over 18.
Now, I don't expect to get ID'd at my age, but when the 13-year-old Tesco employee clicked on the button saying "Customer is clearly over 25", I couldn't help but feel a little bit sad.
Is that just me?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:07,
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I find having to make sure the missus has her passport with her
is far more annoying.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:08,
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You must be glad she can at least buy you booze now though
The last five years must have been a struggle
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:12,
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"LOOK, SHE CLEARLY IS OVER 16 !"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:18,
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"Officer, I'm outraged, she said she was 16. I'm as much a victim here as she is."
Hasn't worked once, no matter how earnest I try to look.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:20,
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Haha
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24,
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32 seems to be a good age for getting IDed. Ask Roota.
Today in Smiths there were a few 'youths' in front of me at the till (buying Letts revision guides and debating whether universities would prefer you to have studied maths or physics), and they got IDed for buying a scratchcard. Apparently they 'card' everyone who looks younger than 21, as standard.
I asked the woman to pretend I looked younger than 21, and she laughed at me. I am officially old.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:10,
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Funny how the principle of getting ID'd ceases to become an insult or a challenge and promptly becomes hugely flattering
Around the time of one's 20th birthday. You're not THAT old, are you? I thought you were about my age
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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37.
Closer to 40 than 35 these days. eeep.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:14,
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Bah, that's nowt
I'm aware of a hideous double standards in calling Monty (also 37) old and not yourself, but there are two good reasons for that.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24,
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would they be the two reasons that are rapidly heading towards my knees?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:29,
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Yes
Your trouser legs turn me on something fearsome. Especially when you're about to sit down on the toilet, as I assume you are now.
*goes to happy visual place*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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What?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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Not sure really
Just trying to think of something else that might be heading towards your knees. My disgustingly elaborate mental image of you now incorporates enormous breats, just so you know.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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I think everybody knows I have enormous breasts
they usually beat me into a room by about ten minutes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:40,
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I actually didn't
It's nice to be right once in a while. I have obviously chosen my Internet Nemesis wisely, albeit entirely by accident
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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Christ, Darth why are you so fucking creepy?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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Coming from you?
Really?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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Yes, really
You need to be reminded almost daily about just how creepy you are, you seem to forget all too easily
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48,
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Appreciate the public service you're performing
In the same vein, has anyone reminded you today what a cunt you are?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:49,
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Cool, we wouldn't want anyone fleeing the internet and changing their name and address because of you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:51,
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Anyone ELSE
Get it right
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:53,
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I don't get IDed much anymore :(
depends what clothes I wear. Jeans and a hoodie, and I generally get IDed, any other clothing and I'm fine. Though I did get IDed at a club recently.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:16,
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If someone like you gets ID'd at a club
it's almost certainly because the bouncer wants to know your name.
/ceases pandering
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:25,
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alt: can of rio and a chomp
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:09,
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Don't touch what you can't afford.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:11,
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I wouldn't touch you with Darth's...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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Darth would.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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He'd be too busy buying 'Glee' stickers with his £1.00 pocket money from Gonz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:21,
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But then deny it and continue to live a lie.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:21,
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Please
Call me gay if you want, but at least credit me with some standards.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:23,
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Gay.
You ISO 9001 loving fruit.
Like that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:25,
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Not bad at all
Have a slightly generous 8/10
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26,
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Don't I get a score for the Glee post ^ ?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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No
a) cos it was a tiny bit weird and b) not explicit enough
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:29,
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The 'calling Darth a gay' game has too many rules.
I quit.
Who have Florist got this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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Not THAT many rules
Process is as follows;
1) call me gay
2) receive marks, possibly applause, derision, clicks
EDIT; Sorry mate, Leeds away, on BBC1 tomorrow lunchtime. Your lot?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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Home to Donny.
All being well I'll be able to watch your team on the telly in the pub before City play.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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You'll batter Donny
Best of luck mate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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They beat us 5-2 last year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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You were shite last year
This year you're... oh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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You see the problem.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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Yeah mate
I also see the likelihood of us playing you again next season rising each weekend
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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I'm sure the Amici Wine bar will welcome back previous customers.
:(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:49,
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Now that my sister no longer lives across the fucking road from said wine bar,
I'd quite like to place a walkie-talkie in the middle of the bar, retreat to a safe (but still operable) distance and shout "LET'S 'AVE IT, YOU FUCKERZ" in a broad Bristolian accent. Then sit back and enjoy the confused fun.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:52,
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Ooh, I can catch the 1st half before I head out to our game.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:42,
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9/10 for speed.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:24,
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Fuck off
I'll give out the marks, thank you
7/10. Speed; good. Originality; not so much.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:26,
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You don't own marking! if anyone has the qualifications to do any marking it's me!
I just thought you had forgotten.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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I'd have thought you'd have enough marking to do
Besides, if whoever sets the maths exams turned up and told you to fuck off and stop marking his tests, you would
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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Yeah yeah, alright then.
I am going for a shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32,
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POIDH
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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You disgust me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:34,
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Don't flatter yourself sweetheart
I disgust EVERYONE
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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you're just after an action shot in the hope of seeing arsehole or helmet
we're onto you sunshine
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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He's like Veronica Moser in reverse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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Don't know who that is, carry on
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38,
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It's just as well, really.
Don't Google her, whatever you do.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39,
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Don't see why not
Crackin' norks. The trick is to click on "images" first
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:41,
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I felt truly sullied when a mate called up her site in an internet bar a few years ago.
*Bokes*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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I'll stick with my solitary norks pic, cheers
However, what's worse; her site or Freema Agyemang's acting?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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Her site.
No contest.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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FUCKING HELL
I didn't think it was possible
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:45,
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What would you rather look at?
Freema with the sound turned down, or a woman being shat on and into her mouth by fat German blokes?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:46,
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I see your point
However, as I don't know this woman, the fat German blokes aren't sullying something I love
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48,
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Eh? A helmet? What on earth do you mean?
I think you must have me confused with someone else, old chap, I have no idea to what you refer... LOOK OVER THERE! A GIANT DISTRACTION!
*flees*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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you're not helping yourself
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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Come on
Realistically, can it possibly get any worse?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38,
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Ew. Seafood yuck.
I remember how nice morphine was, though, so I imagine jellies are nice too.
Alt: sherbert fountains and chupa chups.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:12,
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Boring
I used to like those dummies you got at the seaside. They would last you about a fortnight.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:15,
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I can imagine that thing would be hard to finish.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:16,
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I would love this SOO much
www.firebox.com/product/2560/Giant-Gummi-Bear
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:16,
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Bought one for my friend for his birthday. It was epic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:17,
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Sherbert, or millions, or just one of a lot of things
like sour cherries or something.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:25,
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Millions?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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I love Millions.
Gum based sweets are deffo the best, I like Shandy Bottles and those fizzy blue/pink ones.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:31,
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old fashioned sweetshop or ordinary one?
if old fashioned then sherbet lemons, if not I'll have a lion
like the sound of your dinner though.
I'm having a steak sandwich. Nice bit of rump, part-baked bloomer, red onions and mushrooms. Lovely.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:27,
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I think I would have Army and Navy sweets.
They tasted like Galloway's cough medicine. Mmmmmmmm.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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I don't want to know why you have tasted George Galloway's "cough medicine"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:31,
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It's a long sad story and I don't want to go into detail.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32,
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Catty comment is catty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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was that catty?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:34,
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I thought it was quite mild.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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It's funny because George Galloway is famous these days for pretending to be a cat and nuzzling Rula Lenska.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:35,
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"famous"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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I'm out of practice, Vippers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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Sorry DG too subtle for Friday afternoon.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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Bread is not your friend.
I miss bread.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:31,
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Bread is my friend
which is why I'm glad I lost weight without cutting it out of my life
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32,
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You don't knead it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:32,
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D'OH!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:38,
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*golf clap*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:40,
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It was the yeast I could do, Jeff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:41,
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With that yeast pun you really have raised the standard.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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I'm pastrydemption, Jeff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:45,
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That's awful.
I have muffin to offer in reply.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:47,
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I'm loaf to admit
but you're right.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:48,
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My sides are split tin
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:49,
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Stop trying to butter me up, Jeff.
That last bun pun was half baked and we both know it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:51,
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I don't like this (bread) stick I'm getting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:53,
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That's because you're an utter crouton.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55,
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I thought you'd have just asked me to leaven the Internet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:58,
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Right, I'm telling my naan on you for that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:00,
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She won't comfort you or give you any pitta.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:03,
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If there was an award for the worst pun
I'd baguette in an instant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55,
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You've scone too far, now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:58,
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Monty and his rye posts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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I'm going there tomorrow now
To get a large bloomer and a big pair of tits.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:50,
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Those amusing scousers
I thought it was a documentry.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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Boswell lols
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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what does poidh mean?
and SKILL whilst you're at it!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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*shakes head*
The fun we could have had.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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Piss Off Idiot Dick Head
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:44,
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you'd miss me if I was gone
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:47,
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Shall we try it?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:51,
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*lower lip starts to wobble* - *infinite chins join in*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:52,
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*mecha-tsunami wrecks developing world*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:54,
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Good, workshy, freeloading, radioactive bastards.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55,
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YEAH.
They come over here, spending their millions in Burberry, going to our fashion colleges and being really fit (the girls that is)....damn them TO HELL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:01,
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alt: a can of Grolsch
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:53,
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You could get two cans of White Ace if you shop around a bit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:55,
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I have not even smelled a can of cider since about 1988
and never, ever will. Lusty drinks it and I have to be careful about breathing through my nose as I genuinely fear I'll throw up if I smell it. Never, ever again, Jeff *shudders*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:57,
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If you ever head West, give the Cider House a try.
www.bristolciderhouse.co.uk/Tasting.htmEmbark on an afternoon of education. You'll either learn to love cider or end up blind.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:02,
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those bottles are pretty nifty but i can't help but think you're just paying for the bottle and the beer is probably shit
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:56,
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The beer is lovely
but the bottles are unnecessary and are also nearer to two quid than the one Gonz is allowing - hence I said 'can'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:57,
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well i wasn't talking about the cans now was i
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:04,
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*Bets Monty put the bottle-top on his shoes just like Bros*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:05,
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As lagers go, Grolsch is not bad.
On second thought, you're right, it is shit.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:58,
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YOU'RE shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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I love you too.
Got your weekend planned out?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:01,
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*blows kiss*
Quiet dinner avec Mademoiselle Lusters ce soir, kiddie in the morning, mate's 40th in the afternoon (he has two kids under three), fuck knows in the evening, fuck knows Sunday - you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:03,
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Don't forget to call your mother on Sunday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:04,
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I'm seeing my mum Saturday after some meat shopping.
Sunday I've got nothing planned.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:07,
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down the docks again with your mum
typical
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:09,
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Its the only time she gets out to make some small change.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:11,
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I'm off to Weston Super Mare.
I may be some time...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:57,
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Enjoy the fight.
Byeeee.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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Oh, I wouldn't
It's a shit hole.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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Pronounce it 'super mah-ray' as is actually right
and see if you get your face bashed in by a red-faced local.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:00,
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How long have you been on smack?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:00,
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Actually, in response to the original question
*that's* what I would buy for a pound from a sweet shop down here...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:03,
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Have you been on the pier yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:04,
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No, not yet
I was wondering about trying to get a drunken bash there later in the year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:06,
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oh man, that was open to misinterpretation...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:07,
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That would be quite amusing.
Just watching all the smokers waiting to get the fun-train along the pier so they can go for a tab.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:08,
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evening all
dark chocolate bounty and a can of dr pepper, I reckon
or a picnic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:15,
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Lies!
You couldn't get both of those for one pound. Either/or, Crunchy, either/or.
How are you this fine evening?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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really?
I have no idea of prices these days. Probably the pop then, I had a dark chocolate bounty earlier.
I'm not bad, work made me want to kill people so I am taking the weekend off. Not marking or planning or nothing. You?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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I cooked last night
and I plan on working this weekend, so I'm pretty much vegging out tonight.
Wow, my life is fascinating.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:24,
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you need to do something fun or something
I'm planning to make something interesting happen, hopefully. Either one thing or I go larping
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:30,
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