Evening berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'ning Jeff.

(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Doin' owt fun this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Sadly not
I might get massively stoned.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I'm trying to find a good reason to not go to the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)

You can't afford to?
plus you have doubtless been in the pub today for the footie.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Beer tokens are available.
And yes, I've already been to the pub today before watching one of the most dull games I've seen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I worry sometimes about how much you drink
but if you want to go to the pub then go.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

My drug intake is legal though. You DRUG ABUSER! :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Yup.

(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Yop

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I can't see that stuff in the supermarket now without thinking of Gonz and chuckling to myself, bless him.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Is it nice, I've never tried it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:38, Reply)

It's just yoghurt.
I like the raspberry one, the others not so much.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Sounds too much like a pot of yoghurt to be exciting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Well, exactly.

(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I've cracked open the Chateauneuf Du Pape and will be having a massive steak in a bit
And then watch Mongol I reckon. Today is a good day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)

You must be happy this evening Lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

A little, yes
Some cracking chants too. Every time Carroll fouled someone (and that was a lot): "Hit fucking women, you only hit fucking women"; "Sign on, sign on, with pen, in your hand, and you'll never work again"; "Shit Man United, you're just a shit Man United"; "King Kenny? You're having a laugh" and on and on.

Mostly I was pleased that we got the result our performance deserved, we were so much better than them. To be fair, they lost two defenders to injury in the first half, but we made them look bad all over the park.

I can't be arsed to cook a steak (and that's some serious not being arsed) so I've ordered pizza to be delivered instead, because I deserve it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Have things been sorted with TB or are you waiting till next week?

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Ugh I don't know
I thought I'd calmed him down last night but he's been weird again today so I guess I'm not forgiven just yet. Of the two of us I never thought he'd be the insecure one.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Has he been in a shit relationship in the past? Might he be being oversensitive to avoid pain?
I'm not trying to defend him, just wondering why someone might be so weird when you're clearly awesome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I know he's been single a while
but I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Thanks though.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)