My daughter will either be called Rachel or Jessica
Boys: James II, Charles, Angus/Malcolm (not really).
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My two are:
Elizabeth Jade
Liam Dale
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'm not allowed to breed
Stupid EU Regulations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hahah
Officelol +click
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

ris?

( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

not l to ed

EU Regulations
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'm alow to breed stupid?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm a low breed
Stupid

I dunno
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Oh, I see
I'm only prepared to put about 60% of that down to me being thick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I forgot to strikethrough to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

That's the other 40%

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Coffee time I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Yes please mate
Black, no sugar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Its in the post

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I actually can't be sure this isn't a joke

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

it's probably a good reason that I'm not having kids
because they would end up called Persephone and Theseus and things like that

or numbers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Numbers would be fucking brilliant!
"TWO! Grab Three, your tea's ready"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Six and Seven are best
for girls anyway, however I see from TGBs link earlier that some celebrity has named their kid Seven, and Six was used in the shit tv show Blossom.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Same
Glad I'm never having children because I would call them ridiculous names probably Roman in origin
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

the thing is, I'd like to call kids names from mythology
Greek, Roman, Norse, whatever, but I wouldn't actually be able to bring myself to do it, so they'd end up with ordinary and boring names.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Same here.
My daughter's name is unusual though, it's just foreign, but 100% apt as it's related to my grandmother's, sister's and cousin's names, and is also Greek like her mother's grotty wankstain family.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

it is a nice name too
not wanky, but not ordinary.

Means I won't need to be embarrassed when, in 20 years time, I am smashing her backdoor in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I'm quite glad you laughed at that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You'd call your two sons
Jensen and Ackles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I like Artemisia.
Kick ass woman, and it's the biological name for wormwood.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I like that
another difficulty I have is that I like my mum's name and should I have a child would like to name it after her.

Unfortunately it is the same as a popular brand of tyre and a system for grading restaurants, with an e added to the end of it, and she has spent her entire life being called the tyre.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I was going to make a "lolol your mum's called Michelin?" joke
until I realised that's exactly what she's called.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Micheline
pronounced Michelle-een

curiously her siblings are called Bob, Dick and Pauline
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Really?
Not Firehawk, Primacy and Energy-Saver?
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

surprising I know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

His uncle Goodyear is a right paedo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

and spare?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Middle name?
I like my mum's name. But it suits her well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

it's irrelevant as I'm not having children

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I meant have it as a middle name.
This is hypothetical, I assume.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

that's what I thought you meant.
it is hypothetical. I'm slightly confused now and I don't know why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

That's pretty cool
I'd probably be more vindictive than that.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Philomela?
:p
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I still think Dido is a monumentally odd name to call a daughter that you actually like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

how can you tell if you like them at that point though?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Fair comment
but calling your child Dido is like naming your son after Stuart Lubbock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

did you hear that half-shit joke from some years back
First, Dodi and Di, then Dando died. (order may be wrong)

Dido must be shitting herself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I did. It's odd which jokes one can recall, isn't it?
I've heard some that have had me in fits but had left my brain within an hour, but every single shitty Ethiopian joke from school is indelibly imprinted on my mind, it seems...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

there are about 5 jokes that I consistently remember
the sherlock holmes one, the tessa sanderson one, a couple about stevie wonder and

what's the difference between hitler and paula radcliffe? Hitler tried to finish the race.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Problem is, I like Philomela.
Having to explain that story... Eep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

The Romans beat you to the numbers thing.
Primus, Secundus etc. There was an emperor called Septimus.

FUN FACTS
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

good names those

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I prefer Greek and Gaelic
but having one child called Eurymachus and another called Mhairi would quite rightly make me look a wanker.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it really would

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Luckily I'm unlikely to ever be in the position of choosing a name
as I'd have to have children for that.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

If Elton and David can, you can, dearie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Elton and David don't loathe them.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

*childless men of B3ta fist-bump*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

We have a Mhairi
at one of our customers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

There was a Mhairi at our school.
It's a nice name, but it will forever be associated with a fat mess to me. As will the name Amy.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Was she quite contrhairi?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

That joke doesn't work :P

( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

worked for me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It works, it's just not especially funny
If he'd said "was she quite cunt-hairy?" it'd have been funnier.

Cos of the SWEARING.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

How did her 'lady-garden' grow, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Good work
There's a business opportunity here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Why, was she not actually quite contrary?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Because Mhairi is pronounced "Vowri"
This is one reason why I'd never actually use a classical or Gaelic name. Quite apart from instantly making me a wanker, having to explain the pronounciation each time I met somebody new would get really old, really fast.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Gaelic spelling/pronunciation truly is contrary isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I was wrong
It didn't work.

Sorry Monty.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)