I quite like 2 women comedians
but I can't remember their names. One is an indian one, the other is the Father Ted's tea lady. I wouldn't mind spending some time with them.

Five pounds... it depends, am I going to get more money at the end of the month or not?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope. That's it. You've no income and it's your last fiver.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Mmmmm... tough one
I think I'd fake I'm a rich Nigerian king on the internet, and spend the £5 on the broadband.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Is the Indian lady Shappi Khorsandi?
because if she is, you've just plummeted in my estimation. She's the least funny comedian I've ever seen.
Sarah Millican, on the other hand...
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

...is the second worst.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I saw Shappi live before she was "famous" I think
she was shit then too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I saw a Muslim female comedian once
She was shit, apart from a bit about anal sex (apparently that's ok).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Well, you need to understand
that due to my knowledge of English, I find kid's jokes very funny. A complicated joke with complicated words might need so much explanation that it's not funny anymore. Maybe that's why I like her.

That, and the fact that she doesnt' just talk about menstruation and boobs.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Is fucking shit made all the worse by her very irritating laugh
her whole 'thing' on the wireless show wot she was on was to guffaw endlessly in the background to everything which was said by her fellow 'satirical' panelists, which was shit in the first instance. No wonder she'll die alone and unloved the festering cunt.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)