Haha
You could always tell how good the "shit" was by looking at the origin of the plastic bags embedded in it.

"Yo dude, got some good Somerfield in last night"
-"Ah sweet man, I've been toking Netto all week"
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'A mate of mine's getting some Harrods next week'
'NO FUCKING WAY, MAN'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I like the psychology that dealers use.
I've never bought any without being told how good/strong it is.

Oh thanks, I was only browsing before but now I'm DEFINATELY going to buy some.
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Like you're not going to find out in two minutes that it's fucking awful.
I have a mate in that industry who is disarmingly honest: 'in truth I think it's a bit shit' etc - he claims no-one ever walks away and people are relieved not to be spun some nonsense, so this actually helps his business.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)