*noses*
I haven't spoken to you in a while. Is date boy your boyfriend now?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yep, totally

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Morning Labs
Seen this yet? www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/mario-and-luigi-not-actually-brothers-but-do-live-together-201104053691/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Hahaha!
"busty unicorns" made me officelol.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I thought you'd like it.
Have you checked out Newsthump yet?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No, I forgot
Shall do so at lunch time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

No, not yet.
it hasn't really been discussed, and I'm fine with that for now. I'm meeting his friends on saturday though, it will be interesting to see what he introduces me as...

Hows things with BB?
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

But things are going well, yes?
BB is up next Friday for a few days, and I've been invited to a conference in Brighton on the 29th, so I'm staying with him then. We've been talking on the phone all the time, but nothing *official*.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

There was a definite wobble last week
which made me worry quite a lot, but he was lovely last night, so I think - hope - things are back on track. Which is good, because I think I'd like to keep him.
Good news about BB though! Are you still thinking of moving down south?
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

What was the wobble?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

A misunderstanding
which led to a silly argument. Him being insecure and me being rational (and right, obviously)
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Was it about penis length?
Something like that was mentioned in previous threads, but I only skimmed them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

she as good as told him that her previous conquests were all hung like porn stars
and had the stamina to match
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

She certainly did not.

(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Did she mention that a previous boyfriend lasted all of 20 seconds
And new boyfriend saw that as an impossible challenge?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

It was 47 seconds, actually.

(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I stand corrected
And you have my sympathies once more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

It wasn't.
he was convinced I wasn't enjoying myself and was being a bit weird, so I gently questioned him about it, he took offence, I tried to calm him down but in fact made the situation worse and it just escalated in to silliness.
I very much wanted to explain to him why he was being a total pranny but didn't think it would help.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh, that doesn't sound like much fun at all :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Sounds like historical performance anxiety
Hopefully that'll fade with time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

it's almost like he's the woman...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Oh, merde.
Glad things are OK now though. Sounds like you've been seeing a lot of him? Do you want him to be your boyfriend?

I spewed a load of crazy out at BB on the phone last night. Thankfully, he's already worked out that I'm quite mad and he was very nice about it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I've been seeing him a couple of times a week
which is more often than I ever saw my previous boyfriend, who would more often than not prefer to raid on warcraft than come over during the week...
And yes, I would. He needs a bit of training though.
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

They usually do.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

try not going out with blokes who are shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I do, I was just being faux-misandric.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

then I'll let you off with a warning

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

*takes warning*
*skips off with non-shit bloke*

Speaking of non-shit blokes, where's Darth?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)