I heard a good one the other day
I was walking down the road when I walk past "Josh Stineburg's Chinese Emporium" resturant, now, I know us jews love a bit of chinese, and I was curious, maybe it was kosha or something. I walk in to see a little old chinese man.

I said to him "Are you the owner?" and he says "Yes, I am Josh Stineburg, and this is my chinese resturant". I looked at him confused, Josh Stineburg is not a usual name for a Chinaman, so I said to him "How did you get a name like that? I don't believe you, show me your passport". He then shows me his passport, and sure enough, that was his name, Josh Stineburg.

So he tells me "When I came over the Ellis Island on the boat, I was lining up with the rest of the immigrents, and I was standing behind a german man. He tells me about how he had been thrown out of his country for being jewish. He went up to the imigration officer who asked his name "Josh Stineburg", He then got given his passport and was allowed entery into America. It was my now turn, so I told him "Sam Ting"..... and that is how I got the name Josh Stineburg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

heh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)