I absolutely cannot remember, sorry
I've seen a lot of gay jibes this afternoon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll have to up my game
and get on the memorable jibes list
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

And you're about to see a hell of a lot more, you raging Wally Woofter...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I must advise you at this juncture
that you've had less posts than any of the rest of the top five. A few poor posts and your average will plummet. Choose your next insult wisely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Did you do that on purpose?
It's fewer, you leaky twat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I did not
I've always had a bit of a grammatical blind spot there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

*eyebrow twitches*
We've been over this one before, Mlle La Petite Renne.

You know what I'm talking about.

Read back over your reply, go on. Spotted it yet?

"you've had less posts than any of the rest" - that's the snippet I'm referring to. How many times do I have to remind you?

How many times, Darth? How many times?

I've had FEWER posts than the rest of the top five. FEWER posts, Mr Bumfuckstrot. Fucking hell, I can tolerate your squealing, mincing, sub-Priscilla-Queen-of-the-Desert wooftery, but your grammar still leaves as much to be desired as the "baskets-only" checkout in fucking ASDA.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

The elaborate insult in the last line is worth 7/10
But as I'm feeling generous, you can have an 8 for the post as a whole. Very nicely done. No, I cannot be bothered to reconfigure the top five. Do it yourself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Oh, you're feeling generous, are you? Feeling generous today?
How very good of you. How awfully decent of you.

Fucking hell, Ginger Rogers, since when was I under the thumb of your great and mighty judgement? If I wish to call you a filthy poove and mock your turdburgling ways I shall do it on my own terms and bally well have done with it!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Loving the Ginger Rogers reference. Fuck me, that woman could dance
I'm not going to mark the rest of it, though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It seemed appropriate
Particularly if you truncate her famous quote about working with Fred Astaire and analogise it to you. That is, doing "everything backwards, and in heels."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You can have another 8/10 for that
Partly because I love that quote, partly because it's fucking funny but mostly because you KNOW said quote. You bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Turdburgling lols.

(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Can I click this a million times please?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It's all exercise innit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I beat you to it. I swore he'd done it just to rile you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I honestly, genuinely didn't
Taking a tongue-lashing (easy) of this nature means that if I do it again it will definitely be deliberate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's Crow and TGB's thing
But he does get so AWFULLY angry, the poor dear...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

The difference is, I know TGB just does it to wind me up
Whereas I suspect Mr All-male-Glee-club over here either does it because of the funny dialect they speak around Bayroot (Greater Norwich) or because he's a fucking Harvey Price.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

That is ridiculous
"All-male-Glee-club" indeed. I can't sing for toffee.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

No, but you're happy enough to go mining for it

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Good god, man, fourth place is worthy enough!
7/10. Now stop, please, there is such a thing as oversaturation. Yes, yes, I know I would know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I wasn't aware, although he has chastised me for it before
Consider me told. And thank you for telling me where his buttons are.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You'll keep your lube-scented, pebbledashed hands away from my buttons
This shirt isn't for lifting.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You're really going for it today, aren't you?
7/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)