Day one
All the housemates have taken an instant dislike to Martin from Norwich, and have stolen the contents of his suitcase. Martin has spent most of the day crying in the diary room.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

UPDATE
Martin has fled the house on the first day in floods of tears. Surely a new house bullying record.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

BB homophobia row rolls on - Darth called "utter bender" by Jade Goody

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

If she managed it I'd be more terrified than insulted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

"It's bad enough there bein nignogs here but I draw the line at fairies"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

yarrggh, watch out for the Black Isle, there be nignargs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

This is really very amusing
But please, PLEASE don't use my real name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)