Alt: anything with Michael McIntyre can fuck the fuck off
I'd bring back Firefly, obviously. Or Blackadder, with the proviso that no episode be broadcast without it having first been approved by me. Can't be tarnishing the legacy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mate medium Bri looks just like him
but skinny and more Chinese
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Medium Bri?
What is he, a milkshake?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

We have 3 Bris
small, medium and large.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Riiiiiiiiiiight

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Makes it easier when they are all in the pub
instead of shouting "Bri" and having 3 of them say "What?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

What if large Bri loses weight?
Then you'll be FUCKED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Large Bri is tall, not fat
Small Bri is small
Medium Bri is neither tall nor small
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

This is becoming more like a riddle with each passing message
I'm half expecting a puzzle box to open and Pinhead to appear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Ahhh
Medium Hellraiser you mean?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Due to a ridiculously unhealthy fear instilled in me by the first film at the age of 12
I am stopping now before I shit myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Hand tearing on nail - eeeeeeek!
owowowowowowowowowowowow!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)