I think the proximity that it would have to be to their body would still make it incredibly difficult.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it is possible to play a piano with it close to your body

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Not very well.
Also, they would have difficulty using the full range of keys.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Not if it was a very short keyboard, he wouldn't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

they'd just need an appropriately scaled version

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

That's pretty much what I said.
Only with less well thought out words.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on pictures before I believe you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

pah, youth of today
no imagination
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

They think they know everything, Vippers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I just have an enquiring mind.
I would rather someone prove to me why they are right instead of just insisting I am wrong. So, show me a T-rex playing a piano, and I'll admit you're right.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Don't be fucking stupid, T-rexes can't play the piano.
What are you, seven?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/3152026212_c54ee4f8cc.jpg

Not as good as an Octopus playing the piano though 4.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SP96yvTEogI/AAAAAAAAI10/STLYzvfEL8o/s400/octopuspiano.jpg
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Thank you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I approve of the tenor of this post.
Though with a pun like that you'd likely be kicked off the staff.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Old rexy would just need to breathe in a bit.
Plinky-plinky-plonky, job done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)