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Well, this is fucking bent
I'd say it was about time for a new thread. You agree with me.
What should more people agree with you about?
Alt: what else is fucking bent?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:49,
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latest was 15 years ago)
How charming and witty I am.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:51,
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I agree
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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+ fucking bent
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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I agree with this too
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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Both questions:
Tyrannosaurus rex are fucking bent and more people should agree with me about this.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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Your FACE is bent.
T-rexes are awesome. Also by convention you don't capitalise the rex.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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They're the dinosaur of choice for people who know nothing about dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park has a LOT to answer for.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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They're the dinosaur of choice because they are GIANT and AWESOME.
They were everyone's favourite long before Jurassic Park - all you can blame on that is velociraptors.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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this is the truth
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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Plus they have a really cool name.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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No, Jurrasic Park _THE FILM_ has a lot to awnser for.
*looks around nerviously for compys*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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They have gay hands
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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They're for playing the piano
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:57,
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I see
The gay piano?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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15" black rubber pianist
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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Don't be fucking ridiculous.
There is no way on earth that a T-rex would EVER be able to play a piano. Given the size of their arms and their position on the body, it would be utterly impossibe.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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Bella, you are not thinking this through
Imagine a mas(s)ive* stone and bone piano ala The Flintstones
* Sorry Barry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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Obviously the slightly obscure Eddie Izzard sketch about the T-rex complaining to god about the crap design of their arms is less well-known than I thought
I shall withdraw
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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What if the piano had really, really long legs?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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I think the proximity that it would have to be to their body would still make it incredibly difficult.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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it is possible to play a piano with it close to your body
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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Not very well.
Also, they would have difficulty using the full range of keys.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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Not if it was a very short keyboard, he wouldn't.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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they'd just need an appropriately scaled version
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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That's pretty much what I said.
Only with less well thought out words.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on pictures before I believe you.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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pah, youth of today
no imagination
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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They think they know everything, Vippers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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I just have an enquiring mind.
I would rather someone prove to me why they are right instead of just insisting I am wrong. So, show me a T-rex playing a piano, and I'll admit you're right.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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Don't be fucking stupid, T-rexes can't play the piano.
What are you, seven?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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Hahahaha!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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Thank you.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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I approve of the tenor of this post.
Though with a pun like that you'd likely be kicked off the staff.
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BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Old rexy would just need to breathe in a bit.
Plinky-plinky-plonky, job done.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Inability to wank = MOAR FURIOUS KILLING.
It's evolution, innit.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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wellgroomeddarwinlols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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Who is this Darwin fellow that Wookiee's grooming?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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is that why Abu Hamsa is such a cunt?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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Precisely.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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Laguna Seca looks like a T Rex going "raaar"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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More people should agree with me about everything
Those who do not are bent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:57,
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That Ed Milliband looks like a bullied sixth former and sounds like
he is choking on his brother's cock.
Alt: Boomerang.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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I like the fact he has a touch of mong about him
with his stupid lopsided Bell's Palsy face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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I like his big bulging Total Recall-style eyes
but I bet he would happily fellate a rancid tramp for a shot at Prime Minister.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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I loathe him.
The only politician I have hated more is Gordon Clown.
Scotch cahnt. There are only 5 million sweaties in Jockland and we have a scotch PM and a scotch Chancellor. More people commute into London everyday for work.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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which brother?
Steve?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:07,
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LTI
You Joker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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No.
Stryker.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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haha, excellent
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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Billy!
Because there should be one.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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I'm actually not fucking bent
and more people should agree with me about this
*awaits flames*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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*Checks the attention demanding chart*
4/10
:)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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awaits
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Eh... 7/10
Points for speed and minimalism
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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Fuck it, subtle and minimalist gets 7, "anal love volcano" gets an 8?
Whatever.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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Psh, h8terZ
*clicks fingers*
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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Look at my hair
Do you think I prefer subtle and minimalist over extravagant and highly improbable?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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You don't appreciate my art.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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he appreciates your arse though
that's got to count for something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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Vippers! *disapproving look*
You can't let your game slip like that if you want to claim top spot. 4/10
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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there are some occasions when nothing more than the simple and obvious is called for
which is why you have a job I assume.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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Good work there
I only do this job between quiz show gigs anyway
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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game cock
+ out of my balloon knot
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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8/10
Very creative, well done.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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7/10
Lose a point for your presumption. Otherwise, very good
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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I only scored it because you hadn't.!
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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I stand by my verdict
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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verdict man
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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hahaha!
I like this
EDIT:
y ehind
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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*high fives*
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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6/10
A nice touch, but the hard work was done for you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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7/10
Heeding the "simple but effective" advice above very well
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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The athletic bovine chap is still the master
I am still very much the student.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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It's a reasonable statement,
my arse is fucking STUNNING. I caught Catface having a cheeky ogle when we went bowling.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:39,
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You should keep a closer eye on it
STUNNING sailors
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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he was just staring gormlessly into space
and your arse got in the way
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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That's no moon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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flames anal love volcano
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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haha!
What?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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It's erupting with hot, hot love lava
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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My lunch has re-appeared on my desk
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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I hope it hasn't reappeared there after you ate it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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*thatsthejoke.jpg*
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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What the fuck?!
You can have an 8/10 for coming up with that so quickly
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:04,
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Your widening techtonic fault line
has resulted in my tsunami of victory.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:09,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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This sounds like a gay volcanologist's ideal porn film
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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Tsukkake?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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Back of the net!
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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*click motherfucker click*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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not + over a table
*
es ing hot cock action*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:09,
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Have a 7/10, Internet Nemesis
and don't you think I'll forget this
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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Eek
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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head of dept
just came round with magnums and cornettos for all.
my mint magnum is squished :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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You just can't catch a break, can you.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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It's a fucking disgrace and no mistake.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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meh it's still free frozen sugar and lard
nomnomnom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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"oh no, I haven't been to the gym in weeks!"
"oooo, free unhealthy shit"
*guzzles*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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Come on
Free ice cream is still free ice cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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it doesn't work like that
if you have been to the gym, you don't fuck it up with a magnum.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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I know how weight loss works my dear
judging by the comments on here a lot of the time, many others don't
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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i know how it works
i do it really well. then i stop bothering and put far too many pounds back on. argh.
motivate me, vips.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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Coffee on way, imagination will improve later
motivate plow
+like a field
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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ivate orboat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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motivation is the most tricky thing.
I basically lost 3 stone by drinking less and smoking more though, so didn't really struggle with motivation.
eating out, or takeaway stuff isn't good though, even in places with healthy ingredients, because they still use a significant amount of oil and butter and stuff, and it is surprising how quickly that shit adds up.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Bit of what you like does you good
I see no problem at all with an occasional curry/beer
It is when it is every night it becomes a problem
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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yeah, there's a dickload of calories in booze, so you have to eat fuck all every day if you also want to drink booze every day
or just eat nothing but fruit and veg
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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Hence I dont drink often (until Saturday)
Smoothie for breakfast and wholemeal wrap + fruit for lunch for a fortnight now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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I've been drinking more recently
because I remembered how much I love wine. Don't get pissed often though.
I've been eating toast for breakfast and soup for lunch for a couple of years probably, and that has seen me right.
I'm down to 13 stone 2 pounds or so, and for some who is 6'2 and genuinely big-boned, that isn't bad
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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You want to see ripples of wobbling sweaty useless fat?
*slaps stomach*
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Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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That is good indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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i lost 4 stone
in 2009 but it is dull, dull, dull.
vippers is right, i think lager is like 300 calories a pint.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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Lovely calories though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Delicious calories
I'm planning to stick to Dry Martinis from now on.
Not too many calories in one.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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G&T please
or a glass of red
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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Gin and slimline
There is a god.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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^this
I don't drink beer, and I've cut right down on wine, but G&T is fine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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If I'm drinking for the long haul
it's vodka, lime and soda for me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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i drink vodka with a diet coke on the side
it's about as calorie free as it gets.
but booze isn't my problem, eating out pretty much 7 nights a week and often having client/colleague lunches is much more my issue. doom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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yeah, there's not a massive amount you can do about that
you could leave the city, get a different job in the South West and take up surfing
or you know, not eat out every night.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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tip fucking top
i've put 2 stone back on and have got my drinking mojo back.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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This^
I stopped pretty much drinking anything for about 6 months a few years ago and made a monumental tolerance mistake when at a Christmas do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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First glass of wine after 2 1/2 months off the juice
and I was half cut. Brilliant.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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I went WAY beyond one glass
I drank about 5 G&Ts, a bottle of red, most of a bottle of white and about 10 bottles of Becks. Magic taxi ride home + 2 day hangover
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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ooooooo I have Magnums in the freezer
*gets Magnum*
/power of suggestion blog
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
/Hasn't had icecream for 3 months
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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mini-magnums
are the best, the tiny little magnum moments. do they still make those?
i like the way the frozen chocolate SNAPS when you bite it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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I don't like it as it falls off NOOO DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE COME BACK TO ME
my favourite magnums are the chocolate roudn the icecream then the caramel round the chocolate and the chocolate round the caramel
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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Come for a Snog with me?
Frozen yoghurt, less than 90 cals per 100g IIRC.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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I want one
granola and white chocolate please
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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Dark chocolate nubs and strawberries and brownie.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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Why does this sound rude?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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I need to be in London right NOW
I'm hungry
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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Snog with Lampers
I'm in there like swimwear
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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can i come?
i bloody love snog.
chocolate snog with white chocolate hearts or mini oreos and granola please.
although i was horrified that the covent garden snog did not have the chocolate one. it had dreadful spiced apple and blueberry or something far far too healthy-sounding.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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I'm going on my way home tonight
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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Jealous :(
I get back at 2210 or so. It'll be open but I don't want a solosnog :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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Shush, Spiced Apple is awesome
Soho still has chocolate. Not actually been to the Ken one.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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westfield has chocolate!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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You and I need to dinner.
I'm going to be in the Maughan for a loooooong time...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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i will wave at you from my blocked up can't jump out of it window!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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Me
I'm dead fucking bent.
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Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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bent fat
Is this the first un-gaying via strikethrough?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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You're fucking bent too.
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Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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hmm a highly unoriginal monotonous poster.....
....... FUCK OFF BERT
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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"a highly unoriginal monotonous poster"
This is hardly uniqe to Bert.
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Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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Most people can spell unique though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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LIES ON THE INTERWEBZ
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Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Alright Eeh Blah Gum
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Not the best comeback of the day
*awaits Vipros excellent retort to this*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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I feel pressured now
like your mum, when I hosed her face
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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I was expecting the
if I wanted comeback I'd lick it off your Mum's face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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EWWWW
nice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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you not heard that before?
damn, I should have used it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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I've been living away from the internet recently
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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it's good for you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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yeah, that's old news though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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Golden, not olden
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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Possibly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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alt: i have to get braces
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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to hold up your trousers?
seriously though, unlucky. how come?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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Because Americans have to have perfect teeth
Not like us cacktoothed brits
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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snaggletooth
great word
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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I only have a beard to hide where the teeth are sticking out through my chin
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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because I can't close my jaw properly and it's causing headaches
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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American in bad teeth irony lolspangs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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because my jaw apparently had a growth spurt [lolspurt]
so when I close my jaw I have to move it back, my front teeth clash and my molars don't touch
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:33,
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I see
makes me glad I have work-provided private dental insurance
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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I thought you were going to go with perfect teeth smugz
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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naa, mine are ordinary
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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sorry, edited to be more accurate
it'd be nice to have dental insurance but I'd still have to pay in full, then I'd get reimbursed
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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Does this make American healthcare 'fucking bent'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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healthcare isn't the same as dental care
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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I had mine fixed when I was eight
due to a publically funded health service. Woo!
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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Slack jawed yokel ^
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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if I were slack jawed I wouldn't be having this problem
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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You are Ron Perlman
AICMFP.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:39,
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i have eyeteeth
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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Doesn't Ron? He does have a huge jaw.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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surprisingly that's probably the only thing on my body that isn't huge
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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NORKS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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COCK
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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You have a big cock?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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it's MASSIVE
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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Should agree with everything
Alt: daytime tv
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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JEFFJEFFJEFFJEFFJEFF
pophangover.com/2010/03/15/top-10-signs-youre-too-into-pawn-stars/
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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TGBTGBTGBTGBTGB
You love Chumlee.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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I reckon I could train him up to do all the stuff I don't like doing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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He'd only get it wrong in his bumbling way.
Have you continued watching it, or did all the episodes get taken off YouTube?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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Finished three
Not sure if four made it on
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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Well if you're a Sky customer, they're on the History channel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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Chumlee, reading your most recent letters.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMsme3H4XJA
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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I fucking love Pawn Stars
my V+ box had recorded two episodes I hadn't seen before earlier this week. I was well pleased
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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V+? we have SkyHD dontchaknow
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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Have you sorted the new anytime plus thing?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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I dunno, gonz is in charge of technical things
I'm in charge of making sure nothing too contagious grows in the flat
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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Good planning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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yeah occassionally I have to chase things back into Gonz's room with a broom
but on the most part the flat isn't breaking too many hazadous health pointers
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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We have just got a cleaner
This is awesome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Nice
I'm going to train gonz how to clean properly using a punish/reward system involving a cattle prod and some Yop
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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sorry, should have said V+ HD which is far superior
the menus and stuff on sky are shit in comparison
having cable means I don't have to pay those BT cunts anything either, and I'm the only person in the world who has had reliable fast internet and good customer service from a cable provider
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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The old man is awesome.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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awesome Monty
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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This is the most fucking bent thing I've ever seen in my entire life and anyone who doesn't agree will be fed to chinchillas:
bit.ly/gtjiNE
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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This is the most bent thing I've ever seen in my life
www.b3tards.com/u/313f276056b3485b1c22/9527_273903225023_692760023_9055688_2311910_n.jpg
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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hahaha!
FlockOfSeagullsLol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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I agree
*stabs pencils in ears*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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Oh good. You can hear it too.
I thought I'd become trapped in a horrible dystopian nightmare.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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I managed to listen for about 15 seconds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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BB just sent me this to help me recover:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLFZ4hqvDiwIt hasn't worked. I feel nauseous.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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This might be better at making other people feel better though:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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Chompy, I did a clever with Excel*
*clever by my standards.
I AM STILL EATING FREE DOUGHNUTS. There are still loads in the office. They'll do us tomorrow as well.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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Was it a list of everyone you know and when they get engaged they turn from red to green?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Did someone get engaged?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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OH MY GOD WHO!?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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WHAT?
SOMEONE GOT ENGAGED?
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Kroney, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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No, but I bet I could do that now.
Hold on, what colour is 'married'?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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Yellow
Obviously
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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grey
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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But shouldn't it go amber, red, green?
And can I use felt-tips instead of Excel?
Actually, I meant red-amber-green, didn't I...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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Black.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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Mine will be like a test-card, mizz-gob.
y'know, with a long-haired hippy in the middle.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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Sighs...it's just too obvious.
m J
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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congratulations!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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