Oh God I was made to go to 'Thorpe Park' when I was at secondary school.
Christ alive what a heap of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:58, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A friend of mine used to work as security at Thorpe Park
said he spent most of his time throwing gyppoes out. I've never been, myself. It sounds awful.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Is it because your school was full of asians?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Certainly fucking not.
We had one in the entire school called 'Ramesh'. He was in my brother's year and when he left there were none again. Consequently no-one was held back by the teachers having to have their every word translated. It was marvellous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I quite like Alton Towers
every other theme park has been a bit shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

My girlfriend when I was 19 worked there
So we got in cheap. Its the only time I have ever been and was just after the fire so it was really shit. Turns out its really shit anyway.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I imagine it's changed MASSIVELY in the intervening 20-odd years
The rides probably are better, in all fairness. It's the clientele that's the problem.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Especially since my mate is no longer there
to throw them back out again.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)