I think Chompy is great.
He never gets flustered, is always posting interesting BBC links, tells us about what is happening in the dark vault of /talk. He loves us all really.

Nurse, nurse.... Can you turn down my morphine a bit please.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm charming and witty as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

That too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

You forgot handsome

( Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I'm not that handsome.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

You might be to some woman
sad lonely women, with bad eyesight and a history of mental heath problems. But still handsome nonetheless.
( Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

dunno about charming
but witty yes, and very smart, not just book smart but street smart
perfect blend
plus you're quick to come with a comeback
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I talk like Hugh Grant and can make women blush with a wink.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I will let you off this obvious strikethrough
Just this once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I was wondering who was going to do it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Mindpiss.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Was it...
Hugh Grant a drunk sealion blush apply for restraining orders
...?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

CLICK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

he has a fairly deep voice, which is nice

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

He is a fairly shit actor too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Yeah but he's hot so what's your point?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Only "fairly" really.
would he be less hot if his voice were deeper, or even a bit higher?

Just jealous.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I think his voice was a bit higher in the nineties, no?
He's still hot
I think the deep voice is like extra bonus points or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)