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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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join the we hate chompy club. Apple is chair woman. I'm chief fundraiser.

What position do you want and why should you get it?

alternatively, what fund raising idea do you have? Chompy wants bikini car washes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:01, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Can you bully me by buying me things instead?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

How does that bully you? I want tears
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I'll cry with happiness.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
are the three of you bffffs?
or are you in some sort of secret sex club?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I don't fancy her, check the Tshirt out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Me and apple are, he keeps trying to muscle in
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
i think he's probably the chief advisor on that committee

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT KITTY AND APPLE AND CHOMP ARE IN SOME SECRET SEX CLUB
WHERE HE DRESSES AS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND THEY DRESS AS SQUIDWARD AND INVADE HIS ORIFICES WITH THEIR TENTACLES
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
:S

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
this was exactly the right reply

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
See no one wants to join, I'm awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
It's after four
people've gone home
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You're here you're not going to join are you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
but all the cool kids are members!
Oh man
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
FINE GO ALONG WITH THE FLOCK SHEEPERL

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Depends if there is a t-shirt
no t-shirt, no joining
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

You've seen the tshirt, I'll get one printed in extra big boob size
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Are you sure there is enough cotton in the UK?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
*raises eyebrow*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Its friday afternoon, I'm not expecting much
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
you're a lot better than that frisbee spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Ha ha, faint praise indeed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I said a lot!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I'm out in manchester tomorrow night, I'll see if I can find him based on the advice given in the previous thread. Actually I haven't read it, does it just say canal street and fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
No i suggested Peter Street

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Fawcett Street Inn

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Head of Marine Life
-tentacles-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Haha excellent. I'll get labs to make you a badge
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Like fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I'm in
I'll do anything. Probably best not to put me in recruitment though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

you can canvass the other homos
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Gay's love me as a whole.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

w
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
It would be nice to have just one thread without a shit strikethrough.
One day, one day.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
never gonna happen

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I must protest at shit strikethrough
That was fairly good, if I do say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

l r
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I like this one too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

o a
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
hahaha!
random
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'll wash cars in a bikini if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Hmmmm I'm torn, I actually Like Chompy
but then the two of you are girls

on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Completely unrelated
but I'm reading an article by someone called Achilles Fang. This will be my son's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
But then if someone shoots him in the mouth he will die or something

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
You just reminded me of the Eddie Izzard Sketch.
Hang on? You mean I'm called Achilles AND I have an Achilles Heel?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I think Chompy is great.
He never gets flustered, is always posting interesting BBC links, tells us about what is happening in the dark vault of /talk. He loves us all really.

Nurse, nurse.... Can you turn down my morphine a bit please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I'm charming and witty as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
That too.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
You forgot handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'm not that handsome.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
You might be to some woman
sad lonely women, with bad eyesight and a history of mental heath problems. But still handsome nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
dunno about charming
but witty yes, and very smart, not just book smart but street smart
perfect blend
plus you're quick to come with a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I talk like Hugh Grant and can make women blush with a wink.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I will let you off this obvious strikethrough
Just this once
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I was wondering who was going to do it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Mindpiss.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Was it...
Hugh Grant a drunk sealion blush apply for restraining orders
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
CLICK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Obvious strikethrough is obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
he has a fairly deep voice, which is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
He is a fairly shit actor too.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Yeah but he's hot so what's your point?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Only "fairly" really.
would he be less hot if his voice were deeper, or even a bit higher?

Just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I think his voice was a bit higher in the nineties, no?
He's still hot
I think the deep voice is like extra bonus points or something
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
He is the best MK has to offer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Damned by more faint praise

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I disagree, even Goro would be a better catch

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Fundraising idea
Create a video of you fishing for sharks by using live kittens as bait. Then...and this is the best bit. Pretend you're a kitty saving charity and ask people for donations to stop these evil shark fishermen.

Bin dun?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is one of my favourite insults so far


EDIT - it's not quite as good as monumental twat, but I really like it for it's simplicity.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I'm especially liking the 'prole' bit
the pikey little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Where was that?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Thread below
Also, I like your massive picture that Brayndedd got to the top of the popular page.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I just checked the popular page and lolled.
I love that there's no explanation.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
There is an explanation.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7157803
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1158270
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
SHit, he's edited it!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Thank fuck for screengrabs!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I like that he's latched on to my massive geordieness as a way of insulting me

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Says the thick cunt who used a line of argument over two years old?
I also wonder how many threads you are going to spread this over.

OOOH OOOOH! LOOK AT ME AND WHAT I'M SAYING TO THIS OTHER PERSON HE IS SO SHIT AND I'M OH SO CLEVER HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Calm down boy,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Is this another bertdown?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I think it might get there.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I hope so, it's always very funny when that happens
I mean, this little shitweasel hasn't taken even a jot of the abuse half of us take on a daily basis, and he's crying like a bitch?

Jesus christ, it's Roger all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I've not pointed out what I'm saying to you, I'm pointing out what you said to me, and then edited to try and make yourself look more intelligent.
Now calm down and stop feeding me so much material.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
To be honest I doubt he'd let
anyone else feed when he's at the trough.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
See, it's funny because you think that people want to hear about what online argument you've incurred
Whereas you're actually a little tedious, and playing out something because someone said something bad online, bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
You don't explain jokes as well as Psychochomp

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
He's pretty entertaining really.
Kind of like a big gay Aerobie.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Your upset is leaking

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

This is a thread for hating chompy, you're ruining it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Good god, your buttons are easily pushed aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
You are gods way of tell japanese people their gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
AHAHAHAHA
I love this comment
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Eff that, yo.
Chompy is in the top two people on the internet, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Monty, you know we already rule any opinion of yours as invalid by default.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Oh. Righto.
Thanks a lot, gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

You can be chief opinion giver in the club. With the above in mind
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Invalid by default
Friz' kids?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Nice

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Al's spreading things over threads?
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Your fiancee loves it when I spread myself over things.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
So do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
evening sis!
*air mwahs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Yoohoooo!
I'm off in a sec. how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
pretty good ta
woke up with no head badness, which was a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Oh that's good, luv.
Hope it continues to be good throughout the sunny weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Hey love
Whatcha wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)
Why aren't you driving?
I'm wearing a nice dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)
So am I!
I bet he is, too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)
His is far too short

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)
You should take a firmer hand with him
as it were...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

myself things
things myself
(TheColonel, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)
What have I missed?
wouldn't you rather join me in my internet hate campaign against Darth Foxtrot?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I suspect that Darth is so thick skinned that he would never flounce.
This frisbee fellow seems to be quite near the edge, so a little prodding is all that is needed.

Pass the popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
He's a creepy bastard with his b3ta googling and shit
but I like him all the same. Quality posting from our correspondent in Milton Keynes.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:04, Reply)
who asked you, titface?
In other news, ebuyer does not 'do' gift vouchers. Choose something else.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

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