Pub.
I'm meeting his friends. I have a cold, a planet-sized spot on my face and I look like shit.
Argh.
(berk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm sure you look grand
Are you having a good time now?
3257/4000
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I look dreadful
stupid complexion is stupid. I'll just wear a low cut top and then he won't look at my face, I'm sure it'll be fine. And yes, a good time is being by all I believe.
(berk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah tits out always wins men over
Glad to hear it pal!!!
3276/4000
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I'm sure you'll be fine.
Just dazzle them with your ready wit and your sparkling repartee.

Either that, or use make up to disguise your giant zit.

*Buys shares in Avon*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Git.
*feels horribly selfconscious*
(berk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Sorry.
*Sends trowel to apologise*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You're not helping.

(berk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Sorry berk.
You'll be fine. It's a beautiful evening, go and have a few drinks and meet his friends.

You'll have a great time!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

But I am all craterfaced and 'orrible :(

(berk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I'm sure you've nothing to worry about.
Why not have a joint and cheer yourself up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Because I don't want to be off my face the first time I meet his mates?

(berk, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You may have a point.
Why time are you going out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

umm
POIDH

Is the only way to judge...


Oh and he likes you... Spots and all
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)