Like a total slattern, I'd run out
and decided a good way to spend a night off was to drink wine and take my nail varnish off and re-paint.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds like a plan
how'd it go? I imagine that roundabout the third glass of wine, the repainting might not be successful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I can paint nails on a train me.
I painted em glittery green in the back of my folks' car on the day I went to university. You can always lick them smooth if you make a small mistake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I can't get the hang of painting nails smoothly
they always end up a bit bumpy and uneven. What's the secret?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I have found that if you don't put too much varnish on the brush
and only brush your nails once, it goes on more evenly than if you try and fill in all the gaps whilst the varnish is still wet. Erm. If that makes sense. You can stick another coat over the top to fill in the gaps once the first one is dry.
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)

i like that I get so many tips on being a girl, here
it's filling in for all the lessons I must have missed at school
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)

You wouldn't think that here would be a good place to get that kind of thing...

(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I'm obviously just too impatient :)
my nails only look nice if I get them manicured.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I've never had a manicure
trufax.
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:01, Reply)

a guy once bit my hangnail off
for a gold* at a larp event

*plastic gold coin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

*shakes head*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

That's weird but sweet.
If you wanted him to bite it off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

well I couldn't find any scissors

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Fair play then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

That actually made me feel nauseous.
Grim. I bet there wasn't even chocolate in the gold coin either, was there?
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

nope
but he could save it up and use it to buy a magic sword
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Would that be a plastic magic sword?
The most magical of all the swords.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

foam
and latex...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Oh.
well, obviously that makes it alright then...
(berk, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Exactly....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I had a salon day (it was a present) and when it got to the manicure I told her to leave my nails alone.
She did all the massage and the hand moisturising, but as my nails were lovely and long and painted silver at the time, she appreciated that she only had boring colours and there was no point ruining a good job.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I don't like them at all
but it does make your hands look good so I occasionally put up with it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

THIS.
Always two thin smooth coats rather than one hazardous one.
Leave good time between coats.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)