I'll give you a tenner for your kidney.
I'd imagine my body would reject a healthy replacement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

YESSSSSS.
Just £29,990 to go!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Good weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Fucking great, thank you.
I took Friday off so it was a long'un, too. You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I got cunted on cloudy cider and vodka on Friday
So bar a visit to the bookies on Saturday, it was a couple of days of sober reflection.

Did you have your daughter over the weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I saw her yesterday but failed to have my 'overnight visits' meeting.
I have cleaned my house to within an inch of its life (I don't actually think my flat is alive, but you know what I mean) in hope, though. This may well prove a pointless activity but it's nice to have a spotless gaff anyway...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I think you might run out of organs before you reach your target

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Watch out, people of Whitechapel....that's all I'm saying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)