So
you're standing behind me AND in the room with the comfy bed?

Are you schizophrenic? Or....

You're not GOD, are you? Cause that would just be too horrific to contemplate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My chamber. My rules.
It's not me behind you, anyway, I prefer giving the lady the option of choice. Chompy feels differently.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Right. Fine.
Do I get to know which door is which?

And how big is this bed, exactly? Big enough that I could avoid touching you in any way?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I've made it extra-specially large to accomodate your breasts. So yes.
You know which door is which but not the manner of certain death. It might involve being rogered to death by the cast of Interview with the Vampire.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)