I wish I could give you a really rock'n'roll response
But I just can't sleep at the minute. Keep waking up at 5am and not being able to get back to sleep
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Aww :(
How's Arty coping?

It's Monday. Monday is nearly Friday. I am in a very good mood today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

This is excellent news
Arty's not eating enough but is otherwise coping OK thank you. Has Jemma got over her tobacco kleptomania yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Sort of.
I've not really seen her this weekend, so it's hard to judge. She has, however, managed to rip a large hole in my favourite duvet cover, so she's in the bad books.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Nice
How old are they again?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Jemima's about one, Sancho's two and a half.
When do cats stop growing? I have been worrying this morning that Sancho will get even bigger. He almost crushed me to death earlier.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's hardly his fault that you barely exist
I don't think they'll grow much after the age of three
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

He's the same size as my torso.
He is giant cat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I haven't met you though
You might have a freakishly small torso
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's proportional to the rest of me.
And although I'm short, I wouldn't say I'm freakishly short.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Yeah, that's a huge cat
I'm just going to carry on visualising for a few minutes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Pervert.
Want to go play on the new thread?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Yes I am
I suppose that would be the done thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)