When did he last see her?
Maybe he's decided he wants more than just sex and she's replied with "I have a boyfriend now, go away"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah, they've had that conversation a while back, before she went to uni.
She had a boyfriend as well as shagging Daffs, until about a year ago (now that I think about it, they've been at it for about 3 years, not two). For a while, about two years ago, she was on a break from her boyfriend and it looked like they might get together, but then they didn't.

It is like bastarding Hollyoaks around here sometimes, I swear.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

So she's a fucking slag and he's an imbecile
What a great mummy and daddy they'll be
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Nice friends to have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

The ongoing adventures of 'Chelsea' and 'Daffs' in their grim Northern hovel, I just can't wait for the forthcoming updates

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

We'll be 'rolling' in the aisles at their antics, no doubt.
*stony-faced face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

By heck I've dropped baby again daffs she looks a right mong now, what shud i do?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Only more convincing and slightly less attractive, presumably
Present company excepted, of course. I suppose pregnancy is a possibility but would she have told you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

No, she wouldn't have.
Dear oh dear. I think he's coming to my house at some point soon, so I will know then. It's probably something really boring now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Keep us all informed.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I for one am on the edge of my seat.

*gets up from seat and walks off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You're going to feel really daft if it is about football

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Nah, it won't be.
Anyway, I am off to the pub. Ta-rah. x
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)