Hello Cycling Mo

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hello gorgeous, how are you?
My head's sunburnt. It hurts to touch it, but I cannot stop!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Hello Dahling
I'm alright - recovering from yesterday's posh afternoon tea, innit.
I really need to make you that special vagina hat so you can cycle and mo and not get burned.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

That would be lovely
Although I burned my head while in the park with that girl I told you about. When I went cycling I remembered to put lotion on.
Such a delightful way to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon, having tea and scones!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

What girl?
Is she a needy obsesive bitch whore? Because if she isn't you've immpressively raised your standards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

This is more-or-less the same as the gaz I sent him on Friday.
We are very caring people, Badger.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

That's because you and I are totally on the same wavelength
The wavelength of totally awesome people. We're probably the only people on it...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Most certainly.
Fine by me!
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Just a new friend
And the ex was not an obsessive bitch whore.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

If you say so my lovely

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I do, to both

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

And both you want to do?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

No.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

It's harder to twist your words if you don't use any
*frowns*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

It was delightful!
I hope you had a nice time with That Girl.
Not long til Easter! Woo!
*remembers dissertation deadline*
Fuck.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

You've almost finished, haven't you?
And I did, thank you, conversation was pleasant and not forced.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Almost

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

On the home straight now then
Rock that fucker!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*rocks*

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

*admires jiggling*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

*carries on*
*and on*
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

*watches*
*gets popcorn*

Oh god actually I still don't think I can face popcorn again yet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I'm not surprised.
Even an American would have struggled.
Al would have been fine, though.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Al would have eaten mine and Wook's leftovers as well
And probably your bag.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

bag settee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I don't have a 'settee'.
I'm not common enough.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)