What's this got to do with the German land army?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Hahahahah indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm so bored I'm reduced to a Jeffism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Everything Rory, everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

If they hadn't have been so lazy in the 40s we wouldn't be in the mess we are today.
That's what.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Instead of fucking around in the Balkans they should have started Barbarossa earlier

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

So many terrible errors.
AH assuming supreme command of the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe was a fucking disaster. That said Goering was shite and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

He be trippin
literally
What an excellent way to spend a war, off your face
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Morphine wasn't it?
A habit acquired following a WWI injury?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Cocaine as well, as well as amphetamine
How he was such a fat cunt is beyond me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

That I didn't know.
What a guy.

The only reason junkies are traditionally thin is because in general they have to choose between food and smack and pick the latter. If you're rich, there's no need to miss your meals...

Also, one of my old schoolfriends is a cocaine dealer who gets through shitloads and is fat as fuck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

He must be a right orrible sweaty bastard, his heart will give out one day quite soon
No doubt the paramedics will recoil from his corpulent mess cos he's shit and pissed himself
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

He really, really is.
It's quite repulsive. I too fear for a coronary sooner rather than later for the boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

After the war ended
he was forced to give up his drugs in custody, and lost shitloads of weight - and regained his youthful mental sharpness. He was expected to be a fucking joke at his trial but was actually surprisingly with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

He gave the original prosecutor the right run around, so he had to be replaced.
He used to while away trial days taking the piss out of Hess for being a mental lols
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Ah, the good old days...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Ever read Ian Kershaw's 'Hitler'?
Fuck me that is an excellent piece of academic research. Amazing book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I'll give that a go Monty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:09, Reply)