What on earth have you been doing, woman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She's been doing the sex

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

i was asleep and my roommate locked her truck and it woke up my dog and she barked
so it woke me up so I just got up and smoked
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Can't you make up a more exciting story, please?
Here I am cock in hand, and for this? Gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

That's what she/they all said when your cock was in your hand.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Your gran didn't.
She said 'take anything you want...here, here's some money, just don't hurt me'.

I ignored her, and instead took David Bellamy's advice and 'reached for the sword'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

i was giving my harem some rest ffs
They eventually get tired out, you know
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh I know alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

i figured that if anyone would understand, it would be you

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)