Good morrow, good morrow, good morrow.
I have a Beekers-esque tale of shame and indignity to recount.

Last night I made a beef stew (it was fucking great, thanks). I needed a bottle of wine to go in it, and another to drink. I saw a '3 for £10' deal in Sainsbo's and, on whim, went for it. I never do this. But fie and woe, for I had not bought three bottles of South African generic red plonk - oh no, I had not - I had acquired a triumvirate of 'wine-based drink' at a paltry 5.5% alcohol. The shame, the shame.

When was the last time you were thoroughly ashamed of yourself and what had you done*?

(*you'd 'done' my mum!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:38, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning Monts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)

It is indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:42, Reply)

My mother in law knows my love of Red Wine
And regularly brings me a bottle. Unfortunatly its 8% bollocks that tastes like shit in a glass.

The shame comes from me putting it in a pint glass and downing it instead of wasting it.
( Peej, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Can't your missus have a quiet word?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Hmmm herein lies the problem
Mother in Law is bringing me the wine because she knows that the missus severely restricts my alcohol consumption and in doing so makes the alcohol all the more needed. She is bringing it to me in a "Here you go Son, don't tell the wife" situation so to appear ungrateful would be wrong and to tell the wife would incur her wrath. Best to hold you nose and down it.
( Peej, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Ah. 'Grin and bear it' it is then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Isn't there a minimum alcohol % before it can even be classed as wine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I would imagine it's about 8%.
This was deemed to be 'wine-based drink' according to the bottle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:58, Reply)

did you drink them anyway?
You could have went back and exchanged them....or you could have just 'exchanged' in your kitchen as you drank them.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Hahahahah that takes me back to the 'B3ta is quite funny' days....
To add to my shame I downed 2/3 of one of them out of the bottle whilst on the tube so it wasn't possible. Plus I couldn't find the receipt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Twat
I ordered a take-out pizza Sunday night as a treat for cycling lots (and because I was too lazy to cook). Two slices in I get hit by an immense wave of Fast Food Guilt that then compounds with a sense of 'I paid good money for this'. The third slice was a struggle, so I left the other half for the following day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I keep doing this
but without the 'leaving it for tomorrow' bit. I usually try to fight past the guilt and eat till I'm ill. *Then* the guilt really takes hold. Guilt and self-loathing. Then I have a cake and that goes away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Lacking any moral compass I don't feel guilty about pizza (or murdering annoying children)
I do feel irritated that I've wasted money if I end up scarfing the whole thing when it could have made another meal the following day, though. That's similar, I guess.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

You berk
I have almost but not quite bought wine-based drink in the past, but something - my "booze-sense" tingling - made me check the label.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I think it's misleading to hid this shit in and amongst the 'real' wine.
I had no idea such stuff even existed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I've never even heard of it
But I don't shop at poundland
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

This was in Sainsbury's, the fraudulent cunts.
If it had been £1.50 a bottle I'd have been wary, but a single bottle was £4 - for cooking wine a not-too-peculiar price, I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Conversely
we bought bottles of Morrisons 'The Best' own-brand gin and vodka the other week. 43% bottles. Consider that Smirnoff is 37.5% and export strength Gordons is 40%, that makes it pretty close to tramp juice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Best of all the juice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I have very little tolerance for alcohol at the best of times
so I have been very severely hammered whilst drinking it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'd like to point out at this juncture
I fucking love booze. (awaits strikethrough)

I am also immensely proud that Al was me last night. This means I'm officially a regular now. Does that mean I get to see Applebite boobies?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You have to squeeze the tramps quite hard though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Drank three bottles of Rose last Wednesday
Had a meeting with an agency at 9 the next day, I had to make myself sick just to be able to get out of the door.

I suspect I stank of booze.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

You should have gone in with a bottle and offered them a swig
They'd probably have given you credit for ballsing it out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

No, you stank of shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

No, I talked shit, for 2 hours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I had to go for a poo 1.5 miles into my run this morning
I'm not sure which was more shameful; thinking along my route to try and identify a secluded corner of a park where I could curl one out in peace, or telling Facebook all about the inconvenience of said poo whilst sitting on a public toilet delivering it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Well at least you're no stranger
to crouching in the bushes, bent over with your trousers round your ankles, and a sharp, stabbing pain in your arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Poo doesn't hurt
Or rather, poo shouldn't hurt. But if you will drink cheap wine-based product...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I had a shit once too
True story
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

As a girl-type, I havew never taken a shit. I pass rainbows, in common with most of my gender.
However, during the pub quiz the other night, mr b3th thought it would be appropriate to tell the whole pub, very loudly, that I had farted. why did I marry that man?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Really? I've known girls to pass some right fucking slurry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I bet you've got the vids to prove it too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Or cups

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm afraid faecal matter doesn't really do it for me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Donkey tramp porn on the other hand...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Because he's even older than me and you are a scheming, gold-digging bitch
who married him to get your greedy mitts on his house?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

well, yeah
there is that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I think we all know the answer to this one
And yet, you felt the need to compound the situation by telling us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Morning darling :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

mornin you
poo related japery aside, you well?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I feel great actually
The unscheduled toilet break encouraged me to stretch the run out to 6 miles for the first time since last summer so am surprisingly positive. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

the run my arse
miles inches
the first time since last summer some random bloke in the next cubicle

Fine, mostly. Thinking about having a shower and getting dressed. I have a lot to do today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
A round of applause please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Have an 8/10. Good work.
Showered and dressed before 10am? What is this new devilry?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

i no rite?
but it must be done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Thank god I was already sitting down
What's keeping you so unrealistically busy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

on somebody's lap?

Work does occasionally have to be done. Boo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You missed
(un)surprisingly +HIV
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Strike 1
poo violent bumming (x2)
curl one out ingest cock up to the nutsack
sitting on cottaging in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

8/10
Good start to the day mate. Had coffee?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Yep!
2 so far and the filter coffee has now brewed. I actually managed some sleep last night too! WOOP!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

God you're going to be insufferable today aren't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Every day, not just today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I look forward to being eviscerated by your ready wit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

.....and a cake delivery from one of our staff for fixing her laptop
YAY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

You, earlier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Needs MOAR Snickers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Get some NUTS!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Isn't that his normal posture?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*boaks*
your google history must be very disturbing...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

That's not Darth
Far too masculine!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Plus blonde hair does NOT suit me
Not with my skin tone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Whilst in general I am in full support of the the burqa ban
in your case I believe an exception could be made.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Merricklols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I was watching a piece on BBC News about some French women protesting against the Burka ban on my lunchbreak yesterday
And one of my colleagues, a typical 50something chap whose accent betrays he has spent very few nights outside of Norfolk, said "well why don't they go home then?"

Thought of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

It's a fair question.
If you don't like it, go and live somewhere where it's allowed.

Like the fact that you're moving to San Francisco.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It was the "home" element which I objected to
Whilst you are correct, ignoring your feeble attempt at a gay jibe, it's not unfair to assume that these people were born and have always lived in France, so it is their home.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

And you wonder where you got your reputation from...
you utter bender
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

No I don't
I know exactly where I got it from, and occasionally I play up to it. There is an example of this above.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

play it up like to lie in the urinals at gay clubs being pissed on by massive hairy men.

above on gaytube.com
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

No score
Because a) you struck through an inaccurate sequence of words, and b) I've never heard of gaytube.com.

You queer cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You get a 7/10 for the response

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I'm losing it, I'll sulk off now to run some more reports and look at some more excel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Dude.
Weds next week is off. My manageress reminds me we're going away the next day so we have shit to sort out. I am most terribly sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Hmm
Any other days suit you? If not, I'm free Sunday and Monday of the long Bank weekend.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Sunday could be OK, once I've finished with my daughter.
I shall consult.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You're breaking up with her?
Why, Monty, why?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

She's broken now. I have no further use for her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Shame? what is this thing you call shame?
I was really upset by the huntsman picture at the top of the QOTW page though, gave me a fright. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It took a moment for me to recall that 'huntsman' is a type of spider.
Momentarily I thought you'd been distressed by an image of a ruddy-faced nobleman on horseback pursuing a stag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

seriously, go look at the QOTW.
it's hideous and horrifying and WRONG.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Just another regular QOTW then....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

it was most of these things prior to the huntsman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

yes but at least I could look at the page prior to the huntsman.
I can't do that now without seeing it and getting all upset and scared.
Do NOT like spiders.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

They sell 2% bitter too, 80 something pence for 4 cans.
Lovely stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

My brother (an ex Special Brew for breakfast chap) sent me a picture of that stuff.,
He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Is your brother Scottish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

He was a massive crusty with 3.5' dreadlocks.
But we are of Scots descent, yes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I suspect you'd puke and piss yourself,
before any slight inebriation.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You'd end up going to sleep from boredom before you got pissed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I'm lolling at the Davro and Turner vids posted yesterday!
She really goes up, doesn't she?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Too right, it's marvellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It is such a shame you cant see the Davro damage done though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I've had some
it tastes okay. I used to have a can or two knocking around for emergencies - it tends to maintain the current buzz without getting you much more drunk, which is sometimes all you want.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Morning all!
I set aside money to buy booze after my infernal diet has finished; is this sad?

I've got my eye on Jim Beam Black and a beastly bottle of Paullaic from Vinopolis.

Shame? What the hell is shame?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I think I am the opposite of a wine snob
I'll drink owt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I can't drink any old shit
I get wrecking hangovers from cheap wine and most draught beers apart from Peroni and Sam Smiths.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I can't drink any old shit due to my being a fucking enormous snob.
Kirin Ichiban is a good non-hangover beer. It's like a health drink.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Agreed - lovely stuff
I "tidied" the cider out of the fridge last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Very helpful of you. Well done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It leaves a convenient space for some more cider

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Lets try
that soon. I fancy mussels too, Belgo? They have excellent beer.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

They do indeed. Good call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I made a well lush dinner last night.
Mixed dried wild mushrooms (Trumpet, Cep and some other one I can't remember) + button mushrooms, sauted off in butter, flambayed with whisky, poured cream and parmazam cheese, then realised I reduced it too much so I added a few spoonfuls of marks'n'sparks carbonara as I didn't have any other cream-type stuff.... I then tossed pasta through it and served breaded rose-veal escolop* on top.

* I thought there were two in the packet, but there was only one, but it was big enough to share for two. I was supprised by how cheap it is, £3.50 from Marks'n'sparks... much nicer than some sort of chicken burger.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Girolles?
That sounds fucking delightful, Gonz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I can't remember, but I love dried wild mushrooms, as there is no where local I can get fresh wild ones.
Oooohh, I also poured some of the hydrating water in with the creme sauce and the rest of pasta water.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Porcini are actually favoured over fresh ones, I understand.
The Italians believe the drying process concentrates the flavour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Ohhh, I think I've got some of them dried too, but can't remember.
I think they're right, but the texture isn't as nice when they're rehydrated.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Sounds delicious
but I can feel my arteries harden at the thought of it :S

There is a bigger M&S opening near us though. I may need to have a look soon.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Is there an M&S in Manchester?
Can anyone help?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

There's 2 in Manchester itself
One near Piccadilly one on Market Street
*closes google window*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

There's none in Canal Street

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Wouldn't know
didn't go
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Let me guess you ended up at the Wetherspoons on Deansgate all wearing 'waki' t-shirts with your nicknames displayed on them
'No knob' Jeff that sortof stuff. The groom then had sex with a toothless prostitute by Picadilly station
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Waay off, pal
but it was fun anyways.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah Rory, it was quite a long way from Piccadilly Station ACTUALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

A knocking shop in Swan Street it was then
What a classy bunch
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

these kind of hen and stag parties are horrendous
I used to hate them coming through the airport. The fat, drunken welsh women were the worst. *shudders*

Having said that, the boys usually had much better costumes and themes. The girls just had t-shirts with 'Cock-sucker Kate' on the back. That's class right there. You can't buy that kind of style.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Next to Harvey Nicks old chap.
Aldi just up Market Street too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I was teasing the boy, Pookers old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I was actually being serious.
Aldi are ace, they still have a pramface perception from years ago.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Great for ham, cheese and beer I understand.
Three areas where our continental chums simply don't *do* shit like we do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

One good thing the French are good with is coffee.
They call instant "sock" coffee. On account of its aroma and taste.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious
arteries penis
M&S whore's fanny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Strikethrough fail :(

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It's worse than it first appeared
I thought I'd edited that already!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

ha ha you suck

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

He frequently does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

6/10. Cumulative.
Uninspired.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

hey, leave me out of this
I wasn't saying anything we don't already know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I was leaving you out of this
You're leading the way this morning. You and Sporters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'm watching you closely and waiting for an opportunity to pounce
You have been warned
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I'm going to ask you for a pass on the first strikethrough opportunity you encounter
in exchange for not pointing out how gay and rapey that sounds.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Agreed.
You've just used up the pass though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Well that was a very civilized start to proceedings
Somehow I doubt we can maintain this level of decorum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

A low-key start to the day
decorum arousal
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

6/10
And you only got the 6 because the word "arousal" amuses me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Hey! I said it was a low-key start! No need to mark it so harshly!
You gayers are so prissy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Next time if you think
you've reduced it too much use a couple of tablespoons of pasta cooking water to loosen the sauce. Works a treat!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

This^
I do this all the time.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

0o0o0o0h, yeah', I've seen Jamie Oliver say that, I'll do that next time =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Like I'm going to give you lot any more amunition.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*ammunition

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Play fair. I just confessed to buying whoopsie-wine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Annie and I did that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

good times in oxford.
*happy memories*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Buying, or playing?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

err, we bought the wine, drank it, while watching supernatural
Basically had a girls night in. Was actually one of the nicest nights I had while I was over there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

and the worst being?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Don't hold back, enough time has passed for the Catharsis to begin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

She stayed at my house for a few days.
I think that answers your question.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Nah I had a great time at your place.
Your friend who came over to get his "Stuff" from under your bed though, that was a bit discomforting!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Errr yes. I am still sorry about that. He is mental.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I wasn't concerned until I heart a zipper being done up when I asked if he was alright.
he'd been in there ages and you said he was only coming to grab something and go!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

That is what I had been led to believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

haha, yeah nah..
he was in for about 20 minutes!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

He once let himself in
when Lusty and I were in bed. That was 'funny'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

ha.
I'd say the night train from amsterdam to copenhagen was pretty awful. We got stopped in Hamburg at 2am, and German police with sniffer dogs boarded the train and searched every compartment, and made us three hours late. By the time I got to Copenhagen, I was so exhausted and worn out I that when I couldn't find my hostel I basically burst into tears.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It's ok you can gaz me about the worst offenders

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

nah I'm not that terrible.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I also awnsered something in this weeks QOTW, something I rarely do.
www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1161552
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

And I did a suggestion !
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1161581
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Good suggestion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I clicked on that, good idea.
Sorry I haven't written for your other site yet. I have no real excuse. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

No probs =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I like it
but you should really wait until Thursday morning since they just take the most recent 4 suggestions for their "poll".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

hello its 530am here
I'm outside without trousers. Totally unashamed about this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

What on earth have you been doing, woman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She's been doing the sex

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

i was asleep and my roommate locked her truck and it woke up my dog and she barked
so it woke me up so I just got up and smoked
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Can't you make up a more exciting story, please?
Here I am cock in hand, and for this? Gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

That's what she/they all said when your cock was in your hand.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Your gran didn't.
She said 'take anything you want...here, here's some money, just don't hurt me'.

I ignored her, and instead took David Bellamy's advice and 'reached for the sword'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

i was giving my harem some rest ffs
They eventually get tired out, you know
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh I know alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

i figured that if anyone would understand, it would be you

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

/popcorn

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I thought you were more into cockporn?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Eh, not bad
7/10 cos I'm in a good mood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

that's what early morning cottaging will do for you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

6/10
Bindun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1161300
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Are you telling him to go fuck himself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's a compliment if you think about it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Not necessarily.
The suggestion could be that repeated brutal pummelings have left your asshole so gaping and cavernous that tucking your dick back between your legs would be akin to dangling a worm over the grand canyon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)