You've never really been taught about the value of money have you Barry?
Lesson number 1. When you ain't got a tosser to your name generally a £10 army surplus satchel does the same utilitarian trick. That way you might have some money left over at the end of term for stuff like food, instead of posting shit that you ain't got no money left and are back to shoplifting pending yet another hardship grant. The only 'fishing' you do is fishing for stolen goods, so thank christ the object of your affections doesn't have THIEF written on it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

wouldn't it be great if the bag turned out to be basically a sack
with SWAG written on it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

We're both cunts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

THIEF SWAG
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

TWINS!!!!111!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That was quite a rant.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Yes, a three line rant, fucking hell it's Nuremburg all over again, you spastic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)