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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Manbag, handbag, pockets, rucksack.
How do you carry all your crap around? What crap is it? Does everything have its place or are you constantly patting your pockets looking for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:48, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I am rocking a manbag today
but if I need my laptop at home its a Swiss Army rucksack
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Does it have a tool for getting stones out of horses hooves?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
No :o(
It has many many many pockets though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Pockets, but I need a new "suit wallet"
it's extra slim some as not to ruin the shape of my jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I got a great wallet from Mrs Cow for xmas
from Deisel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I think you bought a fake mate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
That's no way to talk about his missus.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I cannot spell, it would seem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Your bad spelling has led to hilarity so you can be happy with that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
i aer hapyp

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I fattened up my wallet this morning with a bunch of business cards.
This doesn't ruin the shape of my suit jacket because a) I don't wear one and b) I carry my wallet in my rucksack.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I usually have a bag
phone lives in left trouser pocket, keys in right trouser pocket. Wallet, ipod and book live in the bag, as well as other things depending on season. Gloves, hat or sunglasses case that sort of thing.

Exciting eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
OMG WE'RE LIKE TROUSER POCKET OPPOSITES

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Gloves are for gays, fact
Real men go cold
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I look after my hands
because of guitar playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
You are forgiven
I often see little rude boy chavs wearing gloves at the first sign of a cloud, I thought they were supposed to be acting all hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
probably emulating footballers innit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
They'll be wearing snoods like Df soon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
that's something that annoys me
I've been wearing one for years. Now all those cunts wear them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)
mine isn't a gay one like that
it's a discrete fleece berghaus one

quick work though. nice one. although my beard is much much longer than that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
It was begining to look like you'd just left a scat party, so I thinned it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
You'll be relieved to know I've never worn a snood
Last time I saw Disasterprone he had one on though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I got a Circle Scarf from American Apparel before they were released over here
and got some funny looks from the "cool girls". As soon as they come out over here, they all LOVE them.

I love my circle scarf. So much more than a snood. Makes an awesome cape.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I like scarfs
but only because they contribute massively to being warm. Also, my green one looks awesome with my black coat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
In all fairness i have a large gingham scarf that looks like a table cloth so I can't really judge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
All capes are awesome, fact

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I have no bag at all and it's killing me carrying books into uni every day.
There's a satchel I want but it's £130. It's not that I can't afford it, I just can't justify spending that much on a bag. But at the same time I refuse to buy any other because they'll not be as good as the one I want.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
A friend of mind was in love with two different school bags.
He was bi-satchel.

*Leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Leave the...oh wait, at least you're learning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Why don't you just steal it?
Draw some pockets on it if you feel uneasy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
You really are a povvo twat

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)
How is that povvo?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)
He's on government grant which is unheard of these days, but blathers on that he'll only go for LABELS on everything he has
It's what pikeys do
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
he's only young
he hasn't learnt the value of things yet

like: no bag is worth £130 unless it is made of £130 worth of material, or is massive and won't fuck your back if you are carrying a heavy load
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
ie it ha wheels, but wheeled bags turn you into a mincing penis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Ha, yes, that's right.
There are no labels to be seen on this bag. Or for that matter most clothes that I wear. All about understated, init. This bag in particular is an indestructible one meant for fishing. It still looks cool though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Fishing for coats?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Indestructible?
Therefore fictional?
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)
You've never really been taught about the value of money have you Barry?
Lesson number 1. When you ain't got a tosser to your name generally a £10 army surplus satchel does the same utilitarian trick. That way you might have some money left over at the end of term for stuff like food, instead of posting shit that you ain't got no money left and are back to shoplifting pending yet another hardship grant. The only 'fishing' you do is fishing for stolen goods, so thank christ the object of your affections doesn't have THIEF written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
wouldn't it be great if the bag turned out to be basically a sack
with SWAG written on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
We're both cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

THIEF SWAG
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
TWINS!!!!111!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
That was quite a rant.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Yes, a three line rant, fucking hell it's Nuremburg all over again, you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I have a shoulder bag
I throw all my crap in there I need, phone, walkman, keys, walley, smaokes, torch, mirror, nail file, book with friendly lettering, a towel
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I like smaokes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)
i have pockets
but i also have a purse my friend had made for me, i keep my n-dubz cds in it so they won't get ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)
When you say purse you mean bag, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
She means ballsack

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I keep my CDs in my lip
like Sting's mate
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
How do you pee?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I normally stand quite close to the bog, unzip, point
and splash.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
In New Zealand you stand on a grate so leakage drains away
simple but brilliant. Uunless you're the cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
What about grid splashback?
Soggy shoes is not a good look
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
It's only for the drips...
Also try not wearing shoes made of blotting paper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)
teddyboylols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)
handbag whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I have a handbag and a book/overnight/handbag
The handbag usually has about 4 lighters, fags, phone, iPod, wallet, keys, hairbrush and lip balm in. The bigger one varies from Plato's Apology, deoderant, computer charger, large scarf, and change of clothes.

Oyster and student card usually live in my jacket pocket, but now the weather's warmer they might migrate to my wallet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Pockets, unless I'm staying somewhere overnight
Phone in left, keys and cash in right, wallet in back pocket or cargo pocket where available.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
What kind of cargo do you carry?
Sugar cane, Beets, India Rubber, Tea or slaves?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)
tea, slaves and opium

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Monty at home

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I thought you carried your Iphone around in one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)
does david beckham still play for LA Galaxy?
how do you pronounce pyjamas?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)
as far as I know
puh-jar-muhs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)
per-jar-mers for me
but that's regional differences.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)
that's pretty much what I was going for
but was trying to avoid suggesting there were too many R sounds in it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I guess the first per is more p'h
Quite soft. I wish I knew the phonetic alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
do you mean the way they write pronunciation in the dictionary?
it's like a completely alien language to me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
jammers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
whys it spelled with a y
everytime i see it i reckon you lot say "pee-jah-muhs"
and then i laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I have no idea
but I have never heard anyone say it like that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
as soon as i saw someone on /talk write it like that i just assumed that's how it was pronounced
and i laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
it's one of those weird English things

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
You'll be able to get all your David Beckham info
here

tinyurl.com/1c2
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Like fuck am i clicking that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
*sings*
I love horses, best of all the animals

two hearts, living just one life

Spooooonman!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
yeah but you forgot that one, oh how does it go, oh yeah never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
that says nothing about him

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
You get a click for that Jeff
I am brave enough to click it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

tinyurl.com/6ybc5vg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
ha ha ha - link of the day!
And Jeff winter IS a twat as well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
hahahahaahha
Brilliant.

*clicks*

tinyurl.com/3ts47kn
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
SFW, apart from swears.
fuckyeahnouns.com/images/dogfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
That link trys to get me to download stuff?
Are you an internet pirate hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)
It shouldn't do :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Yes he does
I know this because he recently had to captain the side because Landon Donovan was on international duty, something which Beckham no longer has to concern himself with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Landon Donovan may be the wankiest American name ever
i believe he is also a perma-tanned fuck-nugget
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I will see that
and raise you one of the cast of Glee; Chord Overstreet. Not joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Seriously, what is wrong with them!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)
We can hardly talk
Our actors are going calling themselves things like Orlando. Not his real first name, incidentally. Actually James.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I went to scholl with an Orlando
he was a music geek
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Did he have nice sandals?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Othopaedolol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I really can't type school

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)
okay thanks DF
i'm totally watching my first la galaxy game tomorrow night
just because it's on and i've never watched an american soccer game
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Good place to start
Donovan is the best player in the league
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
he the bloke that got in the goal that the ref tossed out at world cup?
i was so fucking pissed i almost threw my beer bottle through the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Yes he was
and we've all been there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I have not fucked Landon Donovan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
he fucked you eh?
always the letterbox never the postman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I'm reading this as you fucking Landy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)
read it however you want
won't make it true, turd burglar
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
oh my GOD
I was so pissed so so so pissed
I didn't realise how upset I would be, that was the first time I'd ever actually watched a whole game, not that game but once the world cup started, I got so into it and i was so so upset by that
twat fucking ref cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Sometimes I'm really not sure you're not English
"twat fucking ref cunt" are the exact words that left every right-thinking (ie football-watching) Englishman's mouth when Lampard's goal against Germany was disallowed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
i've been on here too long, i don't talk like this in real life
if we ever meet, it will be culture shock
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I carry far too much crap around with me
Usually my manbag will contain a puzzle book, possibly a magazine, frequently a non-puzzle book as well as everything I've forgotten to take out up until that point. Today, for example, it contains a bailiff's letter, as a reminder that I need to call said Bailiff and inform him that the chap who owes them money hasn't lived at our house since 2005, and his surname is Bailey, not Railey.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
is the magazine Cosmo?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
No
worse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Attitude?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Hello
sailor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
if it's Heat or OK
then you are an irredeemable bender
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I'm choosing to reply to this one
because the term "irredeemable bender" is fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
it flowed perfectly into place

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Playgirl?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
What Car
is best to go cottaging in magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Which
orifice?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
FHM
Shameful, but not gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Fuck His Mouth?
Fags Hags Munters?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Fill His Mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Felch Humans Martin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I swear if I ever drop the flounce-bomb you two will have absolutely fuck all to do
You'll probably bum each other just to have someone to mock for bumderism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
You won't drop the pansy cutter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Probably not
But beware, if I do NakedApe will bum you five ways from Tuesday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)
He does seem a mite keen
to pot the brown
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)
He'll be banging away at you from behind, screaming "HOW NOW, BROWN COW"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I'm just wondering how to let him down gently
hmmm..

FUCK OFF YOU GAYER
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
ha ha aha
reverse cowboy if you must ask
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I know you were a bottomer
You lazy bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This post really paints us both in a poor light

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
You can smell your own kind

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It gets worse
I figure if he's going to let you ride it, then with a clench and a wrench you could ruin his sex life forever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
That makes me wince just reading it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah I was quite pleased with it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Smells like cheesy poo and stretched meat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Shotgun giver!
Yea, I win as it's only gay if you take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I'm worried you shouted to have a go
quite that quickly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Better quick than taker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)
The quick and the bed-ded
That's your new crimefighting double act name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Metal Hammer
my arse into next week
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is the best of a bad bunch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
*prouds* and *shames*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Cocksuckers monthly

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I have an awesome brown leather Jigsaw handbag that I bought off Ebay.
The leather is soft and buttery and just the right size for my everyday shit.

Also.........my head hurts from adding up all day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
What about your Sunday morning shit?
The big, really dark brown one which makes more of a ka-dumph than a plop?
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I have a bucket for that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
ha ha ha ha
It's funny cos I know what that's like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
colostomy lols

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

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