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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But young-looking, apparently.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
it's all the foetuses you devour that does it

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Tasty tasty pre-babies.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Yes
I'd give you 34 and a half. Maybe 36... No, wait...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is good, Mr birthday twin
I am 36 and our long lost sister (my mate Linda) is 37 on the 4th
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Perhaps we should get together and celebrate me being younger than the pair of you.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
or beat you to death with your 15" black rubber cock
EDIT:

I get to wind her up about this every year
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I often find beating someone to death with my 15" black rubber cock doesn't offer the best of first impressions.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
She likes 15" black rubber cocks
and you tease her with that?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
i just said up there that i got told i look 23
but i'm still 28
and you're still older than me

old
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
When you get to 35 I'll tell you you're old
and you'll cry and I'll smile a wry smile because I'll probably have a kitten in a jar.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
but you'll still
still be older than me
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Yeah but I'll have a kitten in a jar.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
probably shingles as well

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Totally worth it.

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
i hope it's a massive jar with a ship in and the kitten is hanging from a rope like a pirate

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I like this

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

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