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But young-looking, apparently.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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latest was 15 years ago)
it's all the foetuses you devour that does it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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Tasty tasty pre-babies.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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Yes
I'd give you 34 and a half. Maybe 36... No, wait...
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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This is good, Mr birthday twin
I am 36 and our long lost sister (my mate Linda) is 37 on the 4th
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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Perhaps we should get together and celebrate me being younger than the pair of you.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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or beat you to death with your 15" black rubber cock
EDIT:
I get to wind her up about this every year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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I often find beating someone to death with my 15" black rubber cock doesn't offer the best of first impressions.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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She likes 15" black rubber cocks
and you tease her with that?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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i just said up there that i got told i look 23
but i'm still 28
and you're still older than me
old
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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When you get to 35 I'll tell you you're old
and you'll cry and I'll smile a wry smile because I'll probably have a kitten in a jar.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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but you'll still
still be older than me
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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Yeah but I'll have a kitten in a jar.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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probably shingles as well
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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Totally worth it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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i hope it's a massive jar with a ship in and the kitten is hanging from a rope like a pirate
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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