Hi, I know better than to trust the internet at this stage
It's on the fashion desk of a newspaper (shallowlolz) so basically just organising pretty things, tracking down items online and styling. And reading Vogue. And talking about Essex, because for some reason all the journalists are obsessed with it as a concept.
(Charmander, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ms Foxtrot finds that hideous programme about Essex highly entertaining for some reason
I find it incredibly hard to believe that any of those people could exist in real life. When I'm in charge they will be broken down into their component parts and sold for spares.

Your job actually sounds thoroughly entertaining, not that I'd be any good whatsoever at it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

A thought
If you were, say, missing your arm below the elbow and then we
1) brought in a chav,
2) chopped off his arm above the elbow,
3) chopped off yours in the same place

could we not then attach it to you? After all, if a severed limb is placed on ice at the time of an accident they can usually reattach it, and here we'd have a limb and a stump both freshly severed...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)