Making up stuff for the kids is great
My daughter thinks the alarm sensors are Santa watching eat her tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!
That's really cool!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I'm sure I saw it on here originally!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I saw in whiteninjacomics.com
White ninja telling to his daughter: You know that everytime you lie, a Unicorn loses his horn and becomes just a normal horse? Now, are you lying to me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

that really is fantastic
I wish someone close to me had kids so I could tell them this kind of shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

My mate told his nephew that hedgehogs were actually called Marti Pellow
I think this kind of mental thing is good. He also used to terrify him with processed cheese slices

"No Uncle Daniel, NOT THE CHEESE!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)