I've been at work for just over an hour and a half
and have achieved absolutely FUCK ALL. I could and should blame laziness for this, but I believe this is actually entirely B3ta's fault.

You bastards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That IT won't analyse itself, hop to it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Honestly I know fuck all about IT
Not that I know owt about telecommunications either but the boss doesn't seem to have noticed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

That telephone won't answer itself you know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Fucking hell I wish it would
Or at least that when my colleagues' phones ring, if just for once it wasn't for me...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Yes
I arrived more than 3h ago, and here I am...

I can't concentrate on work. Too many things on my head.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Put them on the hat stand.....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

We don't have any
why would I be carrying them otherwise?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)