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Well, are you lazy? How lazy? Which stupid/funny thing has happened to you because of your lazyness?
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I'm lazyand getting fatter by the minute because of it. Keep buying exercise stuff and never use it...
I can spend the whole day without my mobile phone if I remember on my flat door that I forgot to pick it, because I'm not coming back! Too much effort for a bit of communication.
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I watched gash in the attic yesterdayWhen I was supposed to be working
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:23,
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I was being really lazy and having a really lazy day and then to my suprise I accidentally the whole thing.
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Rubbish this slightly NSFW website shows the best i-fleshlight.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-accidentally-fleshlight-whole-thing.html
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I'm lazyI should have got a 2i and didn't. If I had, I'd be doing my PhD now and all manner of science-y, career-y type things planned out for the next few years.
I'm increasingly more tempted to settle for an easy life rather than one filled with hard work and stress.
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It's not a bad ideaonly problem is to get money for food, house and shiny things.
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A house?You mean, get a mortgage on a scientist's wage? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ahaha. Ha. No.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Well, nomore like in a place to live, you know. Even if it's rented.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
^thisI managed to cruise along without doing any actual work, and got a 2:2. If I'd applied myself I might have actually got something worth talking about.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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This sounds very familiarWhen people challenge me I say, to get a 2:2 by doing fuck all work is actually a decent achievement.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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It's not really though is it.I got a first and I'm certainly not a poster boy for hard work.
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I hated what little chemistry was involved in my degreee,mostly because it was bundled into medical pharmacology courses, which are utter cunts. I think I had an inorganic chemistry course with a crazy Italian though, that was quite fun.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)
NoI used to enjoy playing with Ether. Except for when I actually wanted to achieve anything in the afternoon.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Alright smart arseEither way it's utterly pointless now, my work experience is far more important.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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exactlyBesides, I knew dj would want to look good, and his 2:1 followed by PhD at 23 just wouldn't look as good otherwise.
Brainy bastard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:33,
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You told us all about it, you massive benderdon't build your part.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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Oh yeahYou were right about your wedding picture by the way. It's a really lovely pic of you, and not just because of the... distractions
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Ooo! Facebook me bitch.Then I can see the pics too.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:49,
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Do a pal a favourand gaz them BGB
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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It's one particular pic of b3th on her wedding dayIt previously came up in a conversation about breasts (I NO RITE!!!) but is actually just a really beautiful photo
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It came up in a conversation about breasts...."I bet it fucking did!"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:56,
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You're very intuitiveIt's just happened again, in fact. It's like a jack-in-a-box
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Now! She's distracted by flattery!*launches army of winged monkeys*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I've been at work for just over an hour and a halfand have achieved absolutely FUCK ALL. I could and should blame laziness for this, but I believe this is actually entirely B3ta's fault.
You bastards.
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That IT won't analyse itself, hop to it!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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Honestly I know fuck all about ITNot that I know owt about telecommunications either but the boss doesn't seem to have noticed
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That telephone won't answer itself you know(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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Fucking hell I wish it wouldOr at least that when my colleagues' phones ring, if just for once it wasn't for me...
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YesI arrived more than 3h ago, and here I am...
I can't concentrate on work. Too many things on my head.
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It's funny because it took more effort to type "..." than it would have to just finish the word(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)
I amand I'm glad you do. Even if you are a married woman and therefore unavailable in a legal sense, as well as the moral and geographical senses which were long established.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I swear to God your flirting is up there with me and Rswipe.Well done.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:04,
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YesDestiny is against us. But that's ok, it can be platonic, no prob about that.
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The problem is that I'll have top come and get the current you to convince the younger, single you to go with meSo there's no moral complications. The other problem is that the single me really needed a decent haircut
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I don't care about your hair if you have a TARDISand as time doesn't need to go past, Mark doesn't need to know anything. And anyway, single me was already convinced about all this.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)
I went to see Source Code last nightIt was a very good film and I would recommend it to all of you.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)
That film is very far down my list.I think on Easter Monday I will be going to see THOR. Oh yeah.
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Thor will be another of the Marvel films for which I wait until it comes out on DVD before stealing it.And then I will be glad I did so.
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I am not convinced by it yet,but given how good a job they did with Iron Man and Hulk I think I can give it the benefit of the doubt.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I am phenomenally lazyand need motivation to do absolutely anything other than breathe, but it must be a carrot. I'm not a big fan of the stick.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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I blame Himjim.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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For me being here or for selling you a 15" black rubber dildo?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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The former, although I've been meaning to gaz him about the latter.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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I know these little interludes are the highlight of my day.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:40,
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That was implicit in the subject matter.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:43,
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Yes but..........He's a bit slow. Sometimes you have to spell these things out for him.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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+camberwellI would have thought that would have the opposite effect
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Oh, my legs aren't lazy.I don't know how to describe it, but I know for sure if I could spend the rest of my life doing fuck-all without turning into a poor, blubbery mess I'd do so.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:39,
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I don' think we suffer from lazyness, more a lack of motivation.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:41,
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I just feel tired most of the timeI don't know if it's lazyness. I want to do stuff, but I lack the energy to do it.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Me too but I think with me it's mild depression.You've just spent about five months doing exciting stuff like weddings and traipsing across South America. You could do with a rest.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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That's worse, I thinkIn my case, I can easily spend the day half sleeping and watching tv, specially in winter. However, in summer, when the weather is nice, you can't stop me.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Do things that make you happy more oftenyou could have moar bashes, for starters.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)
My house is open all year round for visitors.Mi casa su casa etc etc.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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Don't listen AlNo-one will be calling you fat after we run this half-marathon, right? RIGHT?
*click's wookiee's post*
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Don't tease me Al.I'll never leave the house if you promise that.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:58,
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I might position a cut-out of Al in a raincoat outside your front doorIf only I could find an endless source of cardboard
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
No, noIt's good. Better if you add the verb: Mi casa es su casa, but really good :)
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I'm so lazy I failed my degree because I didn't produce enough work.Having depression didn't help much either.
I don't need a carrot, I need a big stick with spikes.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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Nothing kinky about it hon, I need it to get me off my fat arse.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:38,
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WellI already got you a present, so you'll have to wait for next year.
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I didn't get her a present.Were me meant to get her a present? No-one said anything about a present! Was there a memo?
*worries*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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It's not my birthday till June and no-one needs to get me a present.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:51,
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well, in that caseMy birthday's in December, and I want lots and lots of presents.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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I'm lazy.I am the Queen of the Ostrich Manouvere. I'm also knackered.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:51,
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You're probably knackered from all that Tayyabs organising you've been doing without inviting Labs or me.(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)
I had planned to go for a meal with my flatmate, a good friend and Crow.and Amberl mentioned she was going to be in London. I suggested she come. It's really NBD.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:56,
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My parents are coming, you're welcome to!Al turned down my loving invite.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:59,
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Oh, your parents are coming?Well, in that case, I might be free. It's been a while since I saw your mother. We've got some catching up to do.
Don't worry, that toilets in the Tayyabs have one of those Dyson Airblades, we won't make a mess on the table.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Hopefully they are.I hate you. You don't want to see me, my hot flatmate, a hot pair of breasts, a sexy gay and a man who knows all about sexy gays, but as soon as my parents are mentioned you're all over that shit. Hmph.
Let me know by monday fo' sho'.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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No, seriously, I'm busy next week. I was just taking the opportunity to imply that I've had sexual relations with your mother in a messy way.But again, thanks for the invite.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
no fucking mentionof the possible attendence of breasts?*
*knows her only redeeming feature
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:12,
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Sadly I've come to accept that you are never going to show me your breastsLampito's mother on the other hand ...
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Be happyto see my breasts you'd have to endure some Conservative rhetoric.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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I'll be honest with youI think I could probably put up with that.
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No, not really.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:55,
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I'm hugely lazyI blame everything but myself. However when I come crying with a shit degree, I'm sure everyone will be there to say 'I told you so.'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:52,
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I have no cluewhat you could mean
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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It's my week off, i'm supposed to be lazyI failed my practical OSCE exams in December because I was too lazy to study. I found out today that I passed the resits because I was only lazy some of the time.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:00,
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Is this your reaction on finding yourself with a good dose of the clap?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:06,
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It depends.I usually check my 'i-Spy book of clap' and see if I've already had a dose of whatever it is I've caught.
I only need syphilis and AIDS to complete the book.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:10,
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You'll grow to like syphilisIn particular the messy penile emissions
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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What was your old username?oh and congrats. i failed an exam once with 38%, needed 40% to pass, took the resists and got 42%, minimum effort maximum result achieved!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:05,
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HOORAY!WOO! YAY!
I'm afraid I can't come out to play tonight as I have to pull up floorbaords in my spare room, but I'm hoping that if I can get it all done tonight then I can come out for a drink tomorrow.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Thanks, yay for tomorrow then :)(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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I keep forgetting who you are.And then I remember and feel silly.
Woo!
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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C'mere and suck my fat one then(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:15,
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