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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I once ended up with a hipflask full of morphine at a wedding...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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14 years ago)
Course you did.
Was that before or after your dad was 'in the SAS' and 'really good mates with Bruce Lee'?
You're as bad as AA with his made-up 'brother'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26,
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You have the story wrong
His Dad killed Bruce Lee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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Oh yeah sorry.
My favourite Bruce Lee story is that he died because he was too fit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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Was that before or after he was the person James Bond was based on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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I think that was after
*sings* BROWN fingarrrrrrrrr
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:33,
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He da man.
Da man wit da anal touch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34,
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The man with the 'Midas crotch', you mean?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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That would make a great name for a game show.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43,
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It was the father of the brides, his knees were disintergrating
i didn't take any as I was an usher and had duties, so there!
EDIT: And don't compare me to AA you bent old twat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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