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Straford-upon-Avon
Car or bicycle
Petrol or burgers
No and no.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:52,
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15 years ago)
But don't you take the Bardcycle?
I'm on fire today!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:56,
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*chucks bucket of water over Madame Poulet*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58,
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Now I'm all wet!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:00,
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PHWOOOARRRRR
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:13,
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Engage the Pandatron
NOW!!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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All those slings and arrows cost a fortune in tyre repairs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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You ought to try a bit of hubbling and bubbling
That should sort the tyre out.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:03,
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I'm too busy holding my peace
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:06,
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Is this a cycle path I see before me?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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It might be if cunts round here didn't park in the damn thing
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:11,
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With your outrageous fortune?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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I long to go once more unto the breach
Until then, the play's the thing.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09,
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Well, if all the world's a stage..
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:12,
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I'm sure "Shakespeare's logic told me I could do it"
Is not a good defense in a public indecency case.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:14,
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If that bloke shagging bicycles could get off
then there's no reason you shouldn't either.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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Did he get away with it?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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The prosecution punctured his defence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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*clicks*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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What you need, mate, is a horse.
And it just so happens I've got a spare knocking around, all it'll cost you is a kingdom.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09,
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