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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Straford-upon-Avon
Car or bicycle
Petrol or burgers
No and no.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
But don't you take the Bardcycle?
I'm on fire today!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)
*chucks bucket of water over Madame Poulet*

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Now I'm all wet!

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)
PHWOOOARRRRR

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Engage the Pandatron
NOW!!
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)
All those slings and arrows cost a fortune in tyre repairs.

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)
You ought to try a bit of hubbling and bubbling
That should sort the tyre out.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I'm too busy holding my peace

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Is this a cycle path I see before me?

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
It might be if cunts round here didn't park in the damn thing

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)
With your outrageous fortune?

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
I long to go once more unto the breach
Until then, the play's the thing.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Well, if all the world's a stage..

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I'm sure "Shakespeare's logic told me I could do it"
Is not a good defense in a public indecency case.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)
If that bloke shagging bicycles could get off
then there's no reason you shouldn't either.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Did he get away with it?

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)
The prosecution punctured his defence.

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)
*clicks*

(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)
What you need, mate, is a horse.
And it just so happens I've got a spare knocking around, all it'll cost you is a kingdom.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

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