I went to the boozer for a bit.
But now I'm back.

What have you done this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

drinking
watching telly. Laughing like a mong at Graham Norton show.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

What was your poison this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)

My drink du mois is Kamikaze with 7 Up.
I am in very serious danger of peeing myself through laughing. This is not because it is so funny (which I think it actually is_) but because I really needd to pee.

What shall I do, Jeff? What shall I do???????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Piss on the carpet.
Blame the dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Too late Jeffles
I already got off my drunken fat arse and went to the bathroom.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

That was probably the better option to be honest.
I hope you washed your hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I didn't
Cos I is a fucking rebel innit
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Urrugh. Dirty girl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Have I lost my allure, Jeff?
If it helps, I still have big tits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Wayhay!
Dirty girl :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Knee level yet?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)

waist
nearly
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:38, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)