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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone around?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:46, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
me!
I'm around!

Slightly tipsy and boring as ever. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)
I went to the boozer for a bit.
But now I'm back.

What have you done this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)
drinking
watching telly. Laughing like a mong at Graham Norton show.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)
What was your poison this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)
My drink du mois is Kamikaze with 7 Up.
I am in very serious danger of peeing myself through laughing. This is not because it is so funny (which I think it actually is_) but because I really needd to pee.

What shall I do, Jeff? What shall I do???????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Piss on the carpet.
Blame the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Too late Jeffles
I already got off my drunken fat arse and went to the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)
That was probably the better option to be honest.
I hope you washed your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I didn't
Cos I is a fucking rebel innit
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Urrugh. Dirty girl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Have I lost my allure, Jeff?
If it helps, I still have big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Wayhay!
Dirty girl :)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Knee level yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)
waist
nearly
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:38, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Nobody here but us chickens.
It's all clucking shit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)
That's fowl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I won't egg you on then.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
What have you done this evening PL?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Welcomed the prodigal back
and sat drinking Stella Cidre with him while watching catch up tv.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Where has the prod been?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
He's at college in Warwick.
Learning to be blacksmith, back for easter.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)
A few years ago I was on the look-out for a reliable farrier.
Not anymore though, I no longer have horses.

That is quite an unusual trade to want to pick up though, what guided him down that path?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)
He won't have anything to do with horses.
He wants to be a creative artist blacksmith with a sideline in arms and armour.
He's been into that stuff since he was small. We spent a summer holiday following the jousts around English Heritage sites when he was young.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:58, Reply)
He'll marry a larper.
You know this, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Fine, as long as he can sell her mates expensive tat.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
I approve of your attitude! :)
*Phones Crunchy*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:09, Reply)
alright jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Yo! K.
How is you dis find weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)
sick
Puked my guts up this morning so I didn't go to work.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Why do you think you're ill?
That sounds horrible. Hope you don't feel too rubbish. Get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)
no idea, i never puke
Dogs keep barking and its giving me a headache, I might barf just to mix things up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I'm liking the way you're rollin'
Barking dog and a bit of vom.

Have you managed to keep any food down?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)
yeah but i still dont feel that great
Would love to go to bed but its too early

What are you up to tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Had some food, went to the pub for a few hours
Now I'm just chillaxing and listening to some tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
fun

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
It's relaxing.
Why is Echo so barky at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
people outside of the house

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Set her on them.
Go on, make her go outside and bark them AWAY! AWAY I tells ya!!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Me! Me!
But on Greene King IPA and G&T. Is this permissible?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Perfectly acceptable.
I remember 'back in the day' when one of my locals had Greene King IPA on offer, 79p a pint.

Drunk and the shits all weekend for just £7.90
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:53, Reply)
I trust you've had more gin than IPA

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)
I'm around
asthma playing up at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
What makes it worse?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Ginny Pigs.
Nearly killed my wife they did.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)
What animal could you use to test the theory that they could kill asthmatic?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Anything with fine fluffy hair.
Bought the wife an alpaca blanket today.
Didn't work.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:46, Reply)
I just participated in a 320 reply FB post
"Replace one word in a movie title with the word gusset"

I'm torn as to which is my favourite of mine -

The Englishman Who Went Up a Gusset and Came Down a Mountain"

or

"On Her Majesty's Secret Gusset"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Cunt
First Blood, Part I

Abusive, and period lolz.

EDIT: I've read the question, my answer is redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Indiana Jones and the Gusset of Doom

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Did indeed turn up
The Hunt for Red Gusset was another good'un
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Dr Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Gusset?
Did anyone follow up 'The Hunt..etc' with Patriot Gusset, Clear and Present Gusset and The Sum Of All Gusset?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Those three are new
Dr Strangelove did turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
Can I add a word, rather than replace one?
The Gusset Pianist.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Nice
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Gusset
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)
just lose the The
still works. What's up bitches?

The Gusset of Extraordinary Gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)
The Jungle Gusset
Lady and the Gusset
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)
gusset and the beast
the gusset king
snow white and the seven gussets
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)
No gusset for old men
The Blair Gusset Project
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)
To Gusset a Mockingbird
The Karate Gusset
The Gusset of the Mohicans
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
The Dirty Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:03, Reply)
The Magnificent Gusset
A fistful of Gusset
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:03, Reply)
For a few gussets more

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Noel had A Fistful of Gusset
and then he posted on the thread haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
I was immeasurably proud of that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 5:53, Reply)
I went with the Blair Witch Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
To Have and Have Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)
Schindlers' Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)
Lethal Gusset
Back to the Gusset.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I was watching Lethal Gusset 4 earlier
I'm watching Gusset now. Hmm, one word films don't work so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:55, Reply)
101 Gussets

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Yep
but it did bring to mind both Fifty First Gussets and The 51st Gusset
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Did 'Dirty Gusset' make an appearance?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:08, Reply)
Leon the Gusset Farmer
The Girl with the Gusset Tattoo.

And with that, bed calls. Good night, bumders.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Night spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:13, Reply)
Before I go
Look at this!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:15, Reply)
about 5 times Jeff
once when I saw "Lethal Gusset".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Young Gusset.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
Fucking addictive, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)

addictive gussets
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:10, Reply)
10 Things I hate about Gusset.
Untrue.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Crouching Gusset Hidden Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:24, Reply)
haha!
How about Gusset Royale?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:25, Reply)
The Sound of Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:25, Reply)
Singing in the Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:27, Reply)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:28, Reply)
Rebel without a Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:29, Reply)
Gusset break

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:29, Reply)
I spent two hours coming up with these
I'll let you work through it.

Let the Right Gusset In.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:31, Reply)
Dirty Gusset
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:32, Reply)
I'm still sniggering
This one makes me laugh more than all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:32, Reply)
The Hunt for Red Gusset

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:27, Reply)
Thundergusset
The Man With The Golden Gusset
Fiddler On A Hot Tin Gusset
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:26, Reply)
The Gussetfather
Actually, I don't want to see that one, I think it stars Josef Friztl
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:28, Reply)
I'm on a train from London to Cambridge
I seem to have a Roota on my shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:25, Reply)
Good night?
Sad I missed it :(
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:26, Reply)
Yes thanks
Splendiforous
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:47, Reply)
Better than a parrot

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:27, Reply)
Yaaaar

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:55, Reply)
you should totally touch her boobs or draw on her face.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:29, Reply)
I just did the first one
She's awake now :(
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:47, Reply)
Tell we all said "Hi!"
rather than we all said touch her boobs and draw on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:01, Reply)

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