Yes
Leave it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm sorry about your pet old boy.
I just hate that twee euphemism, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That's fair enough
I'm being a bit of a pansy in respect of how I'm handling it, I suppose. Appreciate the condolences.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's understandable.


(your being a bit of a pansy about it, I mean)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I can find no fault with this post
Did you have your long-awaited meeting? Apologies, haven't scanned the rest of the thread
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

nooooo!
don't ask him about that!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Monty, if you can see a post above about your weekend,
it is but a figment of your imagination. These are not the droids you're looking for.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Unlike you I don't go looking for 'rhoids on a weekend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That's pretty good, that is
Points for speed. My enthusiasm for the whole marks out of ten thing seems to have waned phenomenally. I know you must be gutted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

My day just gets worse...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me
(This one is beneath you)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Hahaha apologies for tedium.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

not tedious
don't want you upset. honest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*plays tedious flute*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Is that from the same family as the Ignore Trumpet?
The moodwinds, I think they're called. I must say I'm interested in viewing your orchestra.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

As long as he doesn't start banging the 'political naivete' drum we'll be fine.
He's a virtuoso and his 'solo' will go on for fucking hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

No - and I've been told I shan't be having it either.
I am potentially more fucked off than you today, not that this is a contest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, sir
I should imagine you are, you have notably more reason to be. Apologies for raking up old graves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You should make it a contest
We could award points for beakeringly maudlin posts
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

But Al, if no-one beakered or was self-indulgent and maudlin
you might have to get creative with your trolling, and you don't want that. Not at your age.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I try my best to be as creative as possible in my trolling
In fact, I don't like to think of it as trolling, as I'm not usually setting out to get a bad reaction.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

What are you setting out to achieve?
Genuine question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

same thing as everyone on here
stopping oneself from getting bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

And attention.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Trying to pass the time by swapping irreverant comments
and occasionally arguing over a point I actually agree with. People that take it on the chin and come back with something even funnier make me chuckle, people that get very, very angry and upset but keep trying to justify whatever it was I was taking the mick out of also make me laugh.

But I don't usually start with the intention of making someone angry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

you're just naturally and uncontrollably belligerent
and almost always completely wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

He's not as fat as you imagine him though
Probably because the laws of physics wouldn't allow that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You don't have as many chins as I think you do either,
because although the planet is 24,900 miles around, the chins that fall in the sea get eaten by sharks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It hurts a lot
But I'm sustaining the ecology of the oceans, unlike those Spanish fishermen cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

he's got more chins than the chinese phonebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Except for the 90% of the time when I'm spot on the money.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

This post would be more convincing if you weren't mixing your metaphors
Do I mean metaphors? Dunno. Or care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

you are right a lot
I reserve the right to disagree with some of the stuff you say though, because you are a horrible smelly liberal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

A well-argued and perfectly reasonable response
*polite applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

That's exactly the sort of applause I would expect from a rodent murderer

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
*enormous clicks* Sorry Darth.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I would win.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Boyce vs Foxtrot
Whoever wins, we lose.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

we've already lost
if it were a battle to the death we might end up 50% better off...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Hahaha
Intergalactic miserable bastard smackdown. I think this is something we should arrange and do properly. By which I obviously mean "with beer"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)