I had a fucking lovely weekend
Friday - tip top night out with Darth, and he didn't try to bum me once! Only downer was Forest getting beat.

Saturday and Sunday - two kids celebrating their 4th birthdays, and having to supervise 28 sugar-filled small children dressed as superheroes bouncing around the place.

Why are you in a good mood this Monday?

Alt Q - Why are you in a terrible mood this Monday?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:20, 268 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lovely weekend
Spent some time with the family, did a bit of biking, played outside with my son and had a nice bottle of wine.

Today I'm working a half day so nice and chilled. Also, friends just had a baby girl, lovely.

Nice start to the week...
( zulu eh?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:36, Reply)

shit weekend.
Aside from cuddles from my cat everything that could go wrong, did. I had a three day migraine, discovered that the reason my hip is still hurting is because when I had my car accident, either the joint itself got torn, or the small muscles holding my hip joint together got torn (physio can't tell for sure and if it's still hurting next week I'm getting sent off for an MRI), and a crystal fell out of my favourite ring, which has only just been repaired.
So I'm in a shit mood cos I went through all that and now it's monday.

I did retail therapy though. It worked a treat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:07, Reply)

What did you buy?

( zulu eh?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:20, Reply)

The fourth volume of Season 5 of the New Doctor Who Series (so the finale)
and some writing paper stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear you're feeling so bad
I hope your hip feels better in a week and you don't need the MRI.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I'd love a little mini-superhero army, I'd take them up to Tesco and give them each a shopping list and film the resultant carnage.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:34, Reply)

when were you last at tescos
During half term

That is what it is like now...
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:19, Reply)

True
But the superhero costumes are what's missing
( zulu eh?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:20, Reply)

fair point

(CheatingRabbit, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:24, Reply)

oh, that said "superhero" costumes.
*blush*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

you know, I should have done this.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I am a latent evil genius.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH latent evil genius END STRIKETHROUGH
HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!111!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

8/10 darling, sweetie, Combichrist blah blah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Haha, meltdown imminent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

You betcha.
I'm planning on being the first entirely online suicide bomber.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I know this guy who can hook you up with some virtual semtex if you ask nicely.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

mte
it's Darth, isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Alt: because following a simple semantic misunderstanding
I ended up with my meeting cancelled re overnight stays etc for my daughter and have been told it's not going to happen. I am in a worse position than I was on Friday and I am in a fucking filthy mood as a result. You have been warned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:43, Reply)

So gringo.
What reason did she give?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I stayed overnight on Friday night.
Texted ex in the morning *asking* (because I fucking have to) to take little'un out. Am told yes. Take her to park, market and for sandwich at my house. My visit normally ends at 1pm - get text saying she'll be back at half one, ok? I reply yes.

At 1:35 I get screaming call shrieking about where am I etc? Bear in mind I live 5 minutes down the road. 'You said you were taking her to the park (no I didn't), why are you at yours (lunch at mine is cheaper than out)? I told you you had to be back at 1:30 (no you didn't, you said that was the time you would be home from). You can forget your meeting' etc etc

Cue me in fucking tears following an absolutely wonderful morning, followed by the inevitable epic 'self-medication' (NB I despise this American justification for self indulgence) and general misery.

Poor old Lusty, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I'm so sorry to hear that
I wish your daughter could have something to say on the matter, as I'm sure she'll put your stupid ex on the right place.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

On the plus side I went to Tayyabs yesterday.
It was superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I haven't been there yet
But should be trying it soon, I hope.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*sadface*

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

It appears she thrives on fucking up your day.
I can sympathise with that, daughter's mother would take any opportunity to spoil something good by starting a fight or something to keep me under control, on edge, etc. The only thing I can suggest is do not organise such things over text messages - calls only, therefore making things easier and clearer to discuss. That, or superglue her to a bull and flick its lovespuds with a towel.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

What upset me most of all
was being screamed at in front of my daughter when I took her back. She just sat in her little chair in the corner of the sitting room whilst I got it with both barrels. It was horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Poor girl
It's not good for her to grow up like that. Have you tried telling your ex that that's not good for the girl? I know she's mad, but she'll still want the best for her daughter, I hope.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

If she does that in front of your daughter, believe me, she will grow up knowing who's the mental and who's the (relatively) stable influence in her life.
I know it sucks balls, it's fucking horrible and I empathise every time you come back with a story like this, but I can suggest it will get easier as she gets older. Hang in there, she seems lovely and you're a (fundamentally) good person.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You poor bugger.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Talk about emasculated. I feel utterly heartbroken.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I don't blame you mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

this is shit
How formal is your access agreement? While I applaude your desire to deal with this in a personal and non-confrontational way; - wonder if you need to consult some solicitors?
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

He's been there and done that with no success.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I have a fixed 3-hour weekly visit that I fought tooth and nail to get.
However now my little girl is older that's no longer sufficient and I want overnight stays at my house. To force this legally would cost thousands (I've spent six I don't have already) - I just cannot afford it, so diplomacy is my only option.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

maybe your ex's objection to you taking your little girl back to your place
has something to do with the presence of the self-medication stuff you mentioned up there^^^

Just saying like, no offence
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

whoa, there's no need for language like that
I'm trying to help a brother out, maybe if he cleaned up his act a little...?

It's tricky, that's what it is

It's Trick to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... Tricky Tricky Tricky Tricky
It's Trick to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...

We are not thugs we don't use drugs but you assume on your own
They offer coke and lots of dope but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cause this is it...
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

sorry
This is doubly shit...
Diplomacy, the hope that ex will see some kind of sanity and the expectation that your daughter will eventually grasp that wasn't your fault are your weapns
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I got glastonbury tickets wooooooooooooooooooooooo

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You're not charming or witty woooooooooooooooooooo

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

not woooooooooooooooooooooooo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

If you need to resort to strikethroughs, you've lost.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Woooooooooooooooooooo

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'm in a fantastic mood because today is the day I get to hand in my notice. My beautiful boyfriend has offered to support me so I can take a part time job at my dance school. I didn't even have to cry tears of blackmail. WIN!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

*whhh-psssshhh*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Hahahaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I had a whole speech planned with teary guilt trips and back door bargains but as soon as I gave my opening line he said 'if you hate it that much just quit.'

I love him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Anal lolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's great news!
Good luck at the dance school and with your other bussinessess too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Thanks!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I read that as your Noel for some reason.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

this is fabulous!
congrats. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

great stuff :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

ive got two days off
orf to see chas and dave tonight with hot internet an all
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

We went to a birthday in Sheffield
and don't they have a lot of pubs with great beer, there! It was great to see some friends I hadn't met for months.

I'm double happy as on Thursday we'll get the keys to our flat in Redhill, finally, finally, Mark and I are going to live together (first time, I hope it works)

And this is a short week, with 8h work days and Friday off. Yeah!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

My weekends and life in general could be so much better if a certain family member wasn't an alcoholic.
It tempers any good feelings I have about life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Can't you offer some help?
Maybe a visit to AA with you?

BTW, I got your text with your new phone number.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

We've been down that route.
They have to want to help themselves first.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Mmmm...
I don't know what to say. My uncle was like that, and nothing made him change. Not even the throat cancer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

He won't help, he's constantly pissed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

and stuffing his face

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I was going to go with "transexual emo"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Something you do on a regular basis, I understand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

LiC's bought a new transexual emo velour lovedoll?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

just swap out the genitalia
velcro FTW
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yeah, just turn the fanny inside out
Badda-bing badda-boom.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

They're cheaper than regular hookers
and nobody misses them when they "disappear".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I got glastonbury tickets wooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooo
oooo
and a good family do at the weekend in the countryside.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Glastonbury is so last decade.
The smaller festivals is where it's at.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

WOoooooooo
Paul Simon
Eels
Kool & The Gang
Wu-Tang Clan
Jim Jones Revue
Woooooooooo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

There is only one or two there I might be interested in seeing.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

It's not really about seeing the main stage acts, it's what's going on in general

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Precisely!
Hence my preferance for a small festival.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

But you don't get to see Keith Allen walking around with his pants down and bein all waki

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Fucksocks!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I don't think he wiped his arse properly from rellocation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

They were just the ones I wanted to watch
www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up-poster/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

There's great footage of Jim Jones from last Thursday's Koko gig on YouTube.
They are the band to see these days, I reckon. If you get enough of the proper members (and not a shitload of affiliate wankers like Killah Priest) then Wu Tang Clan are fucking spectacular live, too.

Paul Simon, on the other hand, fellates gibbons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I fucking love Paul Simon, Graceland is one of my childhood favorite albums.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

yeah, but watching him suck off primates is marginally better than watching him sing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

True indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

We were thinking about going this year
Mmmmm... we need to decide soon, but we have no holidays left.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It's sold out so you'll be lucky.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

A friend of ours
always buys a lot of tickets and then sells them between his friends (at the same price); so we've been asked if we want 2
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You can't do that at glastonbury
the tickets have your photo on it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Right
then I misunderstood... he called us yesterday asking if we wanted 2 tickets, but we'd been drinking all day, so he might have been buying them.

Mark's just confirming that they're sold out. Well, one less thing to think about.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

THey sold out yesterday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Mark says
it took just 2 hours to sold out! That's quite impressive.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

And
he didn't call yesterda, he called Saturday. Definetely, too much beer in Sheffield.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

one of my lecturer's is from Sheffield.
he's nice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Good weekend
Went over to Shrewsbury to see an old friend, met a couple of his Shrewsbury mates and did a bit of a pub crawl, excellent stuff.

Sunday we watched the end of the Grand Prix which was rather more exciting than it used to be, I might start watching it more. Came home, watched "Easy A" which was not the vapid teen rom-com I was expecting but much snarkier and smarter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I agree
The race was pretty good, wasn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Much more overtaking than I recall
it used to be just a procession - I would watch the little cars go round and round on a Sunday afternoon and it would lull me into a delightful nap. This was actually interesting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It certainly was
All the way to the end, which is very rare, as they usually get into position and after the 2nd pit stop no one would change places unless an accident happened. It's much better like this.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It was a fucking cracking race, best in a long time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Shrewsbury is a beautiful town.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Monty in liking something shocker
Morning you curmudgeonly cunt, nice weekend?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

No. Fucking hideous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I was born there.
Truth.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

we should burn it to the ground and salt the earth
so something so terrible doesn't happen again
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Where did you go drinking?
I grew up in Shrewsbury.

Well, I spent the years 0-17 in Shrewsbury. It's questionable if I ever grew up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You'd proably left by the time I was born.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

My parents still live there
so, I've never entirely left.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

errm...
I know we finished in the Three Fishes, we started in a fancy place, I was just following our host around I'm afraid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

did you start on the river?
wasn't the Armoury, was it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I've been to the Armoury before
brilliant food there. No, these places were fairly central.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I had a great weekend
I feel accomplished for having blitzed the house, plus I had a girl over for chilling and films, though we just spent the whole time chatting. Then I went to a mates house for geeky boardgames, which I won.

Alt: I still haven't finished this report for a nasty case, and I'm struggling to get motivated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

oooooo a GIRL?
Tell us more about this GIRL.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

She has breasts
I like breasts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I, too, like breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I have breasts.
I like breasts too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I think you're just on the breast bandwagon.
I put it to you that you can take or leave them.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

NO!
Blousie I loved yours! I was jealous! Imagine the cuddles you could give people! all bosomy goodness-y and squishy!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Try running with them.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

we would if we thought you wouldn't catch us.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I wouldn't dream of it.
I don't run anyway. I walk. You burn the same amount of energy either way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

you burn more running than walking. much more.
it's because you always have at least one foot in contact with the ground walking, so you don't have to put the energy in to keep lifting your body off the ground against gravity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

FUCK YOU gravity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

it's a shuddering cunt and no mistake.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I do love a good shuddering cunt...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

not true.
the same amount of energy gets burnt whether you're running or walking, it just changes how fast it gets burnt. If you're running, you burn it up more quickly then you would walking.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'm sure that this makes no sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

it makes perfect sense.
I'm sitting here trying to word my response without sounding like a geek and it's failing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I'm afraid this isn't true, Poppet.
It's a simple energy and force balance.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

My biology textbook says otherwise.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Does it really?
Does it say "You burn exactly the same amount of energy walking than you do running"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Don't be a pedant.
It's not clever or funny
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Pedantry aside
I bet it doesn't state that walking and running require an identical amount of energy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

where did I say Identical or exact?
I didn't. I said "Around". Ie - not the exact same amount.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You said this
"the same amount of energy gets burnt whether you're running or walking"

Which doesn't leave any wiggle room about "around" or "exact"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

it's about 50% more energy for running
for a given speed. I can't find the reference though, sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

It does though dunnit?
moving one lump of stuff from point a to point b always requires the same amount of energy if all things are equal.

.... I'm confusing myself now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

But they aren't equal are they.
It's the same as walking up a slope versus stairs. Stairs are apparently more efficient.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

It's true, if you walk 25 miles or run for 20 miles, you'll burn the same amount of energy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Then it's wrong, I'm afraid.
Some guy in the states somehow managed to get a PhD out of it a couple of years ago, but it's pretty obvious Newtonian physics. When you walk, you keep your legs mostly straight, and your center of gravity rides along fairly smoothly on top of your legs. In running, you jump from one foot to the other. Each jump raises your center of gravity when you take off, and lowers it when you land because you bend the knee to absorb the shock. This continual rise and fall of our weight requires a tremendous amount of Newtonian force, essentially to work against gravity, on both takeoff and landing, which doesn't happen in walking.

That's before you even get into the biology aspect of efficiency of anaerobic vs aerobic respiration (anaerobic is more common in running and is less efficient) and issues of wind resistance, although that's a function of speed and you are talking about running vs walking at the same speed so you're correct, that doesn't matter)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

not having done biology ever
and purely working from the physics point of view, that is fairly obvious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I've done plenty of biology
and by that I mean, I've fucked your mum.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I've fucked yours
but she's so fat it was more like astronomy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I'm not sure of the exact answer but surely for a given distance there will be
a difference due to the efficiency of either walking and running. No I get your point about lifting off the ground but I always thought running made more efficient use of momentum than walking.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

momentum is purely a feature of speed and mass
so if the running and walking speeds are the same then no, of course it doesn't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Oi, you two!
All your science talk is interrupting my thoughts about breasts!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*motorboats*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Kirsty McColl RIP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Who's breasts?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Not yours al
Unless that's a deliberate grammatical error, in which case 'breasts' is my dental hygienist, for she keeps resting them on my shoulder while scraping me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Is that no correct?
I thought the apostrophe was indicating that I wanted to know the owner of the breasts about which you were thinking?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

whose

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Oh I see, as in "Whose waterproof trousers are those?"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

What the fuck is up with your sig?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He idolises Godzilla

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

It's from that Pearl 'Harbor' Facebook thing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Which must have passed me by

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

indeed
if Who was a person, then you would have been right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

The apostrophe denotes letters have been removed.
Christ you're thick, Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It also denotes possession
as in "David's car"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

only with a name
or similar

David's...
that guy's...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I was taught that as 'David, his car'
I was taught this in an all-white middle class school. Consequently I never make such a cretinous error.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I don't remember being taught it
it's just not that fucking hard. See also: correct use of punctuation, spelling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I was really taught it by my parents when I was about four, I expect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

There were three asian kids in my year at school
This must have been why I don't understand English Grammar
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I'm certain this is the explanation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

"Whose breasts" would be correct
Who's breasts is saying "Who is breasts?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

You would be wrong
I like them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I am in a good mood as I booked a holiday last night, leaving next Saturday
also after several months of looking I have found a car to buy at the right price, next month is bonus month, the sun is shining, I have nice coffee and I got 12 hours sleep on Saturday.

Alternatively, I'm at work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Where are you off to then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Mallorca- adults only (not in the pervy way) 4* full board with fantastic tripadvisor reviews
Very pleased as it was all getting a bit late!

EDIT: i appreciate the irony of it being adults only
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

where's Mallorca?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Spain.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

+ an island near

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

oh cool.
well not literally I suppose. It'd be warm there wouldn't it? I always hear about Spain like it's this beautiful tropical warm place.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Full of English criminals, and worst of all...Spaniards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

It's like Australia
Only instead of kangaroos and koalas, it's primping daygos and English bottom-feeders.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

+ belonging to Spain.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

+ Majorca
but nakedape wants to sound all posho by calling it mallorca
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

+ but has failed miserably

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

= he needs to fuck off to his council house

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hey, NA, your union flag shorts are a bit crooked. Just saying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Cheers mate
*gets beer on*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Mixed weekend.
I finally sold the car I've been trying to get rid, which was good. Also, the weather was lovely, I made an awesome paella on friday and good pizzas on saturday. On the down side, I couldn't play in either hockey game this weekend and the fucking football.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Are you from Bolton?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I live in Edinburgh.
It was a general "the fucking football". Although my other half is from Bolton, yes. But she supports Liverpool.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Great weekend
played a good gig on Friday night somewhere new. Despite having to go work on Saturday it was ok, because I did a good job and it has earned me some points at work.

Had a cracking surf yesterday, and the celebratory scallops with chorizo and red onion and a sweet potato puree and peas was fucking lovely.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Mmmm. Scallops and chorizo.
Where was that marriage made? Oh yes, heaven.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Mine was fucking shit
It was all hospital and doctors clinics and housework and that. Still, I'm back at the relentless daily grindstone now, so that's nice.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Bit of a curates egg.
Had to tell boy we wouldn't be able to help fund a trip to USA
but did manage to get him the following:
a portable cavalry forge,
an anvil,
an anvil stand,
various swages and
5 pairs of blacksmiths tongs.
For about £300.
Personally, Stella Cidre at £1 per bottle helped things along.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You see, if you had a job, instead of being a retired sponger
you could have helped him out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Sponger?
I fucking wish. I receive no benefits or pensioners discounts or anything.
We get no assistance for his education and so far this year has cost about £6k.
With next year promising to be a lot more expensive and wife's job in particular very precarious, I don't think I'm being unreasonable.
That said, job? Fuck right off.
There's a settee needs guarding and who else would care for the internet as I do?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I'd love to get into ironworking, making fancy gates and stuff like that looks like proper good work.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

same here
some day....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Did you see the episode of Mastercrafts with blacksmithing on?
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qvrcj
In fact, I'd happily do most of those jobs as an apprentice, except probably the weaving, although the guy who used computers to do his designs piqued my interest a little.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

not heard of that
may watch it tonight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I can guarantee you'll dig most of them.
Good tv.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Not available on iplayer, no obvious torrents either, shame.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

arse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

An old chum of mine did a blacksmithing degree (I think it was a degree)
specialising in sword-making. He makes them for re-enactments and films. Lucky fucking cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

That's what boy wants to do.
At Hereford. No lack of ambition there.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Go for it.
If you can get an apprenticeship there are all sorts of grants and bursaries you can qualify for.
My boy decided to go the 2 year preparatory course route at Warwick.
Why not try a weekend taster course? Good fun they are.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I fully intend to try a weekend course at some point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'd love to, no car though you see.
I'm a little held back by this, in honesty.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Morning mate, thanks again for a top night Friday
Weekend was good, decent competition yesterday. Apologies to Berk for going to Brum and not giving her the heads up, doubt she would have enjoyed sitting in a social club near the Jaguar factory full of orange mongs.

Alt - had to put one of our rats to sleep this morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Too easy.
to sleep in a sack and hit it with a brick
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I am really not in the mood

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Neither was the rat.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Seriously
I am massively disinclined to talk to you this morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Don't come on here and paint a target on yourself then.
fucking hell will you never learn.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Man's got a point.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

And....
*ignore*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Oh don't be silly
if you do that, not only will Chompy beat the ignore drum and blow the ignore trumpet, but he will also start posting long threads about you to see if you can read them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

that'll be funny though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Fuck it, I hate it when I agree with you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Nah I hate that as much as people who have to tell others they're ignoring them.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

*BANG BANG BANG*
*TOOOT TOOOOT TOOOOOOOT*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Then don't. God.
Nobody's forcing you to respond to his attempts at getting a rise out of you. As much as I enjoy reading you and Chompy's girly hair pulling fights, you might try considering the higher moral ground every once in a while.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Didn't think you would be.
But somebody had to.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You mean 'to death', right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yes
Leave it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I'm sorry about your pet old boy.
I just hate that twee euphemism, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That's fair enough
I'm being a bit of a pansy in respect of how I'm handling it, I suppose. Appreciate the condolences.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's understandable.


(your being a bit of a pansy about it, I mean)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I can find no fault with this post
Did you have your long-awaited meeting? Apologies, haven't scanned the rest of the thread
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

nooooo!
don't ask him about that!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Monty, if you can see a post above about your weekend,
it is but a figment of your imagination. These are not the droids you're looking for.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Unlike you I don't go looking for 'rhoids on a weekend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That's pretty good, that is
Points for speed. My enthusiasm for the whole marks out of ten thing seems to have waned phenomenally. I know you must be gutted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

My day just gets worse...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me
(This one is beneath you)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Hahaha apologies for tedium.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

not tedious
don't want you upset. honest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*plays tedious flute*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Is that from the same family as the Ignore Trumpet?
The moodwinds, I think they're called. I must say I'm interested in viewing your orchestra.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

As long as he doesn't start banging the 'political naivete' drum we'll be fine.
He's a virtuoso and his 'solo' will go on for fucking hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

No - and I've been told I shan't be having it either.
I am potentially more fucked off than you today, not that this is a contest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, sir
I should imagine you are, you have notably more reason to be. Apologies for raking up old graves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You should make it a contest
We could award points for beakeringly maudlin posts
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

But Al, if no-one beakered or was self-indulgent and maudlin
you might have to get creative with your trolling, and you don't want that. Not at your age.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I try my best to be as creative as possible in my trolling
In fact, I don't like to think of it as trolling, as I'm not usually setting out to get a bad reaction.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

What are you setting out to achieve?
Genuine question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

same thing as everyone on here
stopping oneself from getting bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

And attention.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Trying to pass the time by swapping irreverant comments
and occasionally arguing over a point I actually agree with. People that take it on the chin and come back with something even funnier make me chuckle, people that get very, very angry and upset but keep trying to justify whatever it was I was taking the mick out of also make me laugh.

But I don't usually start with the intention of making someone angry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

you're just naturally and uncontrollably belligerent
and almost always completely wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

He's not as fat as you imagine him though
Probably because the laws of physics wouldn't allow that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You don't have as many chins as I think you do either,
because although the planet is 24,900 miles around, the chins that fall in the sea get eaten by sharks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It hurts a lot
But I'm sustaining the ecology of the oceans, unlike those Spanish fishermen cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

he's got more chins than the chinese phonebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Except for the 90% of the time when I'm spot on the money.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

This post would be more convincing if you weren't mixing your metaphors
Do I mean metaphors? Dunno. Or care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

you are right a lot
I reserve the right to disagree with some of the stuff you say though, because you are a horrible smelly liberal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

A well-argued and perfectly reasonable response
*polite applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

That's exactly the sort of applause I would expect from a rodent murderer

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
*enormous clicks* Sorry Darth.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I would win.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Boyce vs Foxtrot
Whoever wins, we lose.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

we've already lost
if it were a battle to the death we might end up 50% better off...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Hahaha
Intergalactic miserable bastard smackdown. I think this is something we should arrange and do properly. By which I obviously mean "with beer"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Looks like I have to re-appear and bang a few heads together again.
Why can't you boys play nice every once in a while.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

what you talkin' 'bout Willis?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

They would best off touching their headds gently together
before rubbing them over each others with increasing speed.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

haha! I knew you'd bite.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No, never bite Blousie, don't even joke about that kind of thing.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

THIS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Not even a little nibble?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I have no problem with that /TMI

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)