I did lots of gardening last year of the "grow your own" variety.
I lost my potatoes to disease, my tomatoes to idiocy and most of everything else to slug damage. This year I'm going to be moving house, so there's no point. Whoever moves into my current place will have a fucking massive batch of strawberries and raspberries to greet them, though.

Certain people have told me that this makes me incredibly boring. I'll be having the last laugh come the apocalypse however, as toe-curlingly expensive handbags won't be much use then.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Now that I have a flat I kind of like the idea of having a garden
but I know it'd soon descend into a big, weedy pile of closed-minded apathy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

My next place is going to have to have a balcony, I think.
I shall cover it in grow bags and tubs and stuff and have a huge jungly green grocers there.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'd like a drum and bass butchers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

This post is so poor Romanians feel sorry for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I'm am proud of its shitness.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

God, a junglist greengrocers would be fucking shit
It'd be all beets...
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Haha, much better.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It'd be hard to find anything as well
because it would be MASSIVE!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)