Alright Bert
How is your offline half sister, you know the one you had sex with and then ended up on that pesky register. Does that impact on your visitation rights with your daughter?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If it doesn't I'd be a bit surprised
I wonder if the social know about him being on the sex offenders register for having sex with his underage half sister.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This is internet gold, the return of BERT OOPS I'VE HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER
and his continuing meltdown
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

He does seem an unusual person to be offering
familial advice. Really, it'd be rich for him to be making any suggestion other than "as far as I'm concerned, as long as you don't fuck her, you're doing better than me"
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

not in teh slightest, she stays over every weekend
looking forward to spending a lovely easter with her, it'll be fab
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Do you ever have any, you know urges towards her
at bath time and such like
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Do you use her as the bait to get her friends round?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Hello my names Robert and I'm going to be your special friend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

and if you tell your mummy and daddy I'll burn your house down

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)