Best she ever had*


*due to the huge mental issues which followed, caused by being nonced up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what a terrible thing
for a drug addicted failed father, who forces women to have abortions, to say
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

But Bert, you're a NONCE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Am I? Am I actually a nonce
or is that jsut something you heard on a sick humour website?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

well that would be a twist

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

It would also be a lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

hard to judge either way at this late stage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

It would make his subsequent meltdown,
after people refused to stop hounding him over it, an acting job of Geilgud proportions.

I just don't see it myself.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Rather like Bert and his sister due to that pesky register.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

the bit where he revealed that he was Cat Hater was my favourite part

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

What a shocker, eh?

( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Why not do a Bert question and answer session?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You wish you were Charlie Sheen Bert,
the closest you get to fucking three birds at once is when your daughter has a sleep over.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

his sister and two canaries

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Bert, really.
You can keep bringing up the same arguments about Montys drug use, but you put your penis inside your sisters vagina and ejaculated. When she was under the age of consent.

There is pretty much nothing that is worse than that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Oh, I don't know,
she could be his sister, underage and dead. That'd be worse.

Oh, you said "pretty much nothing".

Yeah, you're right.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)