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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread is moved too on far to the side, let's continue it here.
Monty: I can't take my kid to see my ma' on her b'day.
- Gonz: Jermey Kyle?
- - Monty: Seriously?
- - - Gonz: Yeah', try it.
- - - - - Bert: - STOP DOING DRUGS

.... and..... GO.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:14, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Am I the only one thinking that there is little better to liven up an otherwise ordinary monday than the return of Bert?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)
cheers vippers, got any underage sisters?

(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)
I don't have any sisters at all
no underage brothers either, to preempt your next question
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Let's have a debate.
We, as humans, know that procreation and sex (and 'fucking' (and 'making love')) are not always one in the same. So if you're using protection to guarntie that there is no genetic problems; a resulting baby... then what is so wrong with fucking your sister over the banister while yelling out italian words such as "Visarchie, Parpadella, Gorgonzla" ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I think it's more
the underage bit
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)
no, it's both

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Different countries use different ages to determine what is 'under age' or not.
I'm not saying a 16 year old is attractive, I think 20 is about the bottom of my age limit*, in soem of the States it's 21, which seems a bit old from me. In some arabic countries 12 is the min age.

Biologicly and not legally, doesn't it depend on their progresion through pubity?


* does this sound a bit like "I'm not racist, some of my best friends are from africa" ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)
the states don't have any sense though
under 21? can't shag, can't drink booze, but if you want to drive from 16 then go ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a good point
but in France you can drink at 16 and drive at 18. Which means you've got a two- (or, more likely, three-) year drinking habit established before you can get behind the wheel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)
I think tha'ts the right way 'round, on account of you getting the "WOW, WE CAN DRINK, LETS GET WANKERED" out of your system.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I agree with this
europeans are generally more responsible drinkers than us. and americans are just lightweights
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I suppose that's true
Especially the second part. Light beer. I ask you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I've grown up allowing a 25% wine 75% lemonade mix since I was a very young child... at a family meal.
And from the age of 10ish I was allowed 50/50 shandies in the pub with a meal.

I did have a couple of years of drink-till-vomit every weekend, from the age of about 16.5 'till 18, and now I'm indifferent to booze. It was never a holy grail for me, so I've always been alright with it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I had watered wine from a pretty early age
it being Devon I started on the cider at age 13. Don't drink a great deal these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I'm a firm believer in the idea that getting it out of your system early is a good idea
I was a right goody two-shoes in my teenage years so I went stupidly mental when I came to Uni. Had I dedicated 16-18 to some serious drink and drug abuse I might not have quite so much to regret now.

Alternatively, I might have fucked my A-levels up, gone to a worse Uni and never met Ms Foxtrot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I think the bigger point is the age difference between the partners
therefore, two 13 year olds is less offensive than a 13 year old with an adult.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)
I don't remember the details of the story
but clearly, a 13 years old and an adult is a no go. Mainly because the 13 years old probably has no idea of what she's doing and the adult is, conciously or not, taking advantage of the child.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)
But does publity equate to maturirty?
It doesn't, in so many respects. We must protect the innocence of children, they grow up to fast these days anyway, being aware of things in the world that they shouldn't know at their age. The country has way to many cases 'kids having kids'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)
And
Because the education system is not as it used to be, and kids know about sex early in life (which I'm not saying is wrong, there were kids having kids when my grandma was a little thing), does that give an adult the right of having sex with a child?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)
No, I'm thinking about the legal bit
but it seems (from Vipros answer above) that the rest don't agree with me. I say, if they like each other and there's not force used to do it, go for it. Who are we to judge? Less than a fes years ago it'd be inmoral to have an abortion, but as now it's legal, nobody here complains about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)
We judge for the same reason
that children are not deemed as responsible for their criminal actions as adults are.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Yep, in law a child is anyone under 18
And whilst the age of consent is 16 here, they're still considered a 'child' under law, and therefore owning/creating/inciting the creation of indecent images of under 18s is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I don't feel qualified to discuss this.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I doubt it's him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
this makes me think it is
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1172401

and the stories in profile look familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Meh, there have and always will be shitter people than bert on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post907591
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)
That was and is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Presumably there'd be some kind of link to a newspaper article about this, what with decapitations being quite unusual and therefore newsworthy?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)
I should imagine so.
It was roughly 18-20 years ago in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Not Huddersfield then as you said earlier.
that must be why I couldn't find any reference to this at all, anywhere, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)
not because its a total load of absolute fucking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Oh man, it's Mortal Wombat's job, girlfriend and holiday all over again.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I am banging my head on the desk.
WHY? WHY MAKE THIS UP?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Why indeed?
What possible benefit to myself could be gained from doing so? Nothing whatsoever. I might even be ridiculed and called a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Its just hit me.
ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Its the only way he can get off since his penis turned into a turnip after he necked a bottle of calpol.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
He'd try fucking a postbox, but he's only got one lung left.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Because this place is full of gullible mungos who will believe it and think you are well cool on the internet.
Which is what qotw and offtopic now seem to be based upon.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)
how on earth do you figure that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Have you had a look at any given qotw answer lately?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)
qotw and offtopic aren't the same thing
and aren't populated by the same people.

I agree about qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Don't confuse him Vipros

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
You're being naughty

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
How?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Your sig...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)
I like to include a little snippet of truth
about whoever's name I am borrowing that day
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Ha!
Well, thank you then.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)
What has qotw got to do with us?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Many of us came from QOTW
but many just drifted in here like cunts from other boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)
that was appropriate 3 years ago when it started
things have changed
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Clearly rob disagrees.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)
or perhaps doesn't care enough to change it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)
rob not giving a shit about a pointless addition to his already dying site?
Never.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I know, I was as shocked as anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
You're like the middle child trying to garner attention by telling us daddy loves you more.
Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Yeah, because talk is definitely the place rob cares about most.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Whatever!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
He's said as much before, it's the first place he checks when he comes online and it's the greatest reflection of himself, if I remember rightly.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
And this is important because?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Don't you start on me!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)
*puts up fists*
*ducks and weaves*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Kinky!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I think this is the problem
because /OT started out as a spin off from qotw it remains tarred with the same brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
THE SEXY BRUSH

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Well offtopic come over here often enough chest beating.
They should realise that it's a different beast entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I think you have got confused

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

offtopic /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)
haha!
Have I mentioned I'm old?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I would like to point out at this time that the only reason people from talk are here is because of Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)
You should come more often, you're at least fourteen times more entertaining than Wormulus and Chompy combined.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
That's only because he's more of a pillock.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
The only report of a man being beheaded in Manchester is that schizo who killed a pensioner in 2008.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I think we're about to be told that the reason there is nothing online to verify his story
is becuase it happened before the internet existed and not because he's a man-child day-dreamer who tells his colleagues at work that his GP is Jimmi Hendrix' mum and his second cousin is Spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Poor comprehension, Wormo. Man from Huddersfield, crime committed in Manchester.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
that wasn't really backpedalling
more like clarification
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)
BraynDedd is the king of back peddling.
He's actually asking Monty if he wants tips on how to do it well.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I resent that, I do not sell backs at all.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
It's all about the fronts baby, ahh yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)
What is wrong with you?
That you feel the need to pretend that this is true.

Come clean and I'll think of you as a bigger man than if you insist on keeping up the pretence that your mate beheaded someone and the police decided not to bother finding out who did it

Do this now and we can spare you the humiliation of making you go through the story and picking apart the holes in it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't do this, for, to the best of my knowledge, I believe it to be true.
One of the chaps who did it is now in your line of work, but for the aviation industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=man+beheaded+with+samurai+sword+in+manchester&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=ayWsTebMGcLX8gOlvdWpCA
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=billy+murray+kidnap+torture&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=1e86188ae21f21cf
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)
I'm actually prepared to accept that another bullshitter told you this nonsense
and because you're a moron, you believed it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)
As you are a fan of the band 'Asia' I believe your opinion to be discredited.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I think you've cracked it there.
'My brother's friends' and '18-20 years ago.'
I'm going on the assumption now that Monty's brother told him this story, and at the time Monty will have been what, late teens, early twenties?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Case closed.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Actually not necessarily so:
I tried and failed recently to find a link to actor Billy Murray's arrest but subsequent release for kidnap and torture of two drug dealers he thought had been supplying his daughter and got nothing despite him being a well-known(ish) TV actor....

And celebrity torture really is unusual, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I bet your geography teacher was a spy as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)
My dad was in the SAS, and was best mates with Bruce Lee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Do you like tractors?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Doubt it, but I bet he has a pet mudkip

(kittyfiddler is a freelance gynaecologist, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)
*Links to every Blaireau69 post ever*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)
He-Man!
Alright AB, /talk's best poster?

How's tricks? Are they tricky?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)
HO-HO-HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Let me get comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)
poor monty, terrible weekend and now this
if only he'd listen
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/diy/post137735
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Yeh', exacto
I hope someone doesn't run off the mods on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I'm bored, but not enough to read that "argument"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)
would you rather I tell you about the delicious soup I am eating?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Yeah go for it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Sister's minge flavour, that's my guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Best she ever had*


*due to the huge mental issues which followed, caused by being nonced up
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)
what a terrible thing
for a drug addicted failed father, who forces women to have abortions, to say
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)
But Bert, you're a NONCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Am I? Am I actually a nonce
or is that jsut something you heard on a sick humour website?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)
well that would be a twist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
It would also be a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)
hard to judge either way at this late stage

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)
It would make his subsequent meltdown,
after people refused to stop hounding him over it, an acting job of Geilgud proportions.

I just don't see it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Rather like Bert and his sister due to that pesky register.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)
the bit where he revealed that he was Cat Hater was my favourite part

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)
What a shocker, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Why not do a Bert question and answer session?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)
You wish you were Charlie Sheen Bert,
the closest you get to fucking three birds at once is when your daughter has a sleep over.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
his sister and two canaries

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Bert, really.
You can keep bringing up the same arguments about Montys drug use, but you put your penis inside your sisters vagina and ejaculated. When she was under the age of consent.

There is pretty much nothing that is worse than that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Oh, I don't know,
she could be his sister, underage and dead. That'd be worse.

Oh, you said "pretty much nothing".

Yeah, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)
chicken balti
it's fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I take it back.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)
TOO LATE!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)
And I'm just in time
it's this or Desperate Housewives
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Preposterous, unrealistic drama with an excess of bitching and twattishness...
or Desperate Housewives

BOOM BOOM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)
He's been banned already
Oh well, that was short and sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Is that a new record?
From return to banhammer, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)
DAMN IT, WHO RAN TO THE MODS?
Fuck's sake, seriously, some people here are right fucking pussyoles.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I agree with you on this

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Innocent, y'honour.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Actually, it's all over /talk so it's possible cr3 just saw it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Gonz, can you shed any light on why Bert keeps coming back?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)
because he's a mental

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is like when Vippers pointed out how utterly redundant it was of rogerthestarfish to keep making unexpected comebacks
The difference is that Bert seems to revel in the abuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I prefer bert to roger
because she is terminally dull and quite spiteful. At least bert has some amusement value.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I never really knew Roger, so have no real basis for comparison
Whilst I've occasionally been amused by Bert, he is nonetheless a horrible cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
she used to be ok
pretty dull, but otherwise alright. Then she fucking flipped out.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)
It seemed to come out of nowhere, too.
I didn't hang around here that much then, but she seemed prefectly harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)
yeah, it was a surprise
I missed the main outburst where she spacked out at gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Me too
which is a shame, as I understand it to be one of the highlights of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Part of me wants details
and the rest of me thinks it'd be a massive waste of time to indulge her memory, if she's that much of a twat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Oh, she's harmless enough.
Just seems to come back occasionally for another bout of idiotic posting and abuse from the usual suspects.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
So a bit like Bert then
Every pantomime needs a villain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
the last couple of times she has been prety nasty with no provocation
you might expect that against some people, but the targets have been fairly random.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
He's a huge attention-whore
and mentally broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)
I hate it when the real attention whores and mentally broken come on here and spoil it for those of us who are pretending to be attention whores and mentally broken.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)
On the one hand a bit of harmless, occasional beakering
on the other, vicious insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

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