What is wrong with you?
That you feel the need to pretend that this is true.

Come clean and I'll think of you as a bigger man than if you insist on keeping up the pretence that your mate beheaded someone and the police decided not to bother finding out who did it

Do this now and we can spare you the humiliation of making you go through the story and picking apart the holes in it.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm afraid I can't do this, for, to the best of my knowledge, I believe it to be true.
One of the chaps who did it is now in your line of work, but for the aviation industry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=man+beheaded+with+samurai+sword+in+manchester&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=ayWsTebMGcLX8gOlvdWpCA
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=billy+murray+kidnap+torture&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=1e86188ae21f21cf
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I'm actually prepared to accept that another bullshitter told you this nonsense
and because you're a moron, you believed it.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

As you are a fan of the band 'Asia' I believe your opinion to be discredited.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I think you've cracked it there.
'My brother's friends' and '18-20 years ago.'
I'm going on the assumption now that Monty's brother told him this story, and at the time Monty will have been what, late teens, early twenties?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Case closed.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)