OK fort-nightly. You got me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Bi-Annually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I heard that if you never wash your hair it cleans itself.
Also that if you piss your pants every day at 2pm, they wash themselves.

Mind you my 'source' also told me some samurai-based facts so I'm not sure, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

The pants thing is true
but the hair thing is a lie, you just end up with rancid stinking hair. I didn't wash my hair for about 3 months when I had dreadlocks, it smelt terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

My brother did that too.
For about 8 years. He smelled like a rotting tramp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)