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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is the most read news story on bbc news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13112799
I have no idea why.

It must be something to do with what you had for lunch.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:35, 212 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm rading that book, it's fucking boring

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
you should read it instead

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
But it sounds so rad

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
ha
ha

ha

Either way it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Really? What sort of group composition do you recommend?
Do you need a proper healer or would a druid do? What tier gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
how odd.
also, how many times do you want me to tell you about my soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
No more times please
and in response for your gaz cheers.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
CHICKEN BALTI
you are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
What did you gaz him?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
A picture of his cock

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Could you see it in amongst that massive bush?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I should totally consider making some lunch
I was just too busy GETTING NEW GUINEA PIGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
For lunch?
They're tasty apparently.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
i saw that one coming a mile off

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm very witty.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Shouldn't you be lecturing ungrateful students?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
nope, holidays
which means I should be marking, but I decided to take a day off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Good for you, now bugger off outside into the sunshine!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I'm busy being quiet so
the pigs can settle down
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Of course, silly me... the pigs... right ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
why would you get guinea-pigs :(?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
because they are brilliant
and squeaky and fluffy and lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I heard a nasty story about a guinea pig once

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
did it get a gun and shoot down everyone in its path?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
that would've been better
and less sad :(
I knew someone who claimed that their friend had burst a guinea-pig
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Meep.
I burst a kitten once :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
:C

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Did it shag it's underage step sister and then go and play ULTIMATE FRISBEE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Whoa, getting your oddballs all mixed up right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Oh boy if only I came here often enough to see your comments
and get really angry at them
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Sixteen minutes between insult and reaction makes it look like you come here reasonably often.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Actually, you can thank BraynDedd
for drawing my attention to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
It's the fact that you actually felt you had to come over here
and try and make yourself look better by being an angry person on the internet
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
See, only needy, whining little Marys like yourselves see posts in terms of
the value and influence over one's reputation that it actually doesn't have.
And that's good, because you have common ground. Just try not to judge an outsider's post in the same terms as yours, unless you actually intend to come across as said whining little marys.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
See, now I've put myself in an apparent conundrum
Do I reply to whatever manipulation of wit and repartee you can come up with, thereby proving your utterly meaningless point.

Or do I not reply, and you consider me to be wilfully ignoring whatever you have to say in a desperate attempt to prove my own point?

I shall be doing neither. I have work to do but rest assured, your judgement of me will be playing on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
That's a whole lot of assuring.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
You didn't see anything

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I like you Adam, you're an easy target but you give as good as you get.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
As good as he gets? Really? You think so?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Well no, but his resilience reminds me of a Jack Russell trying to get at the marrow in a beef bone.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
FRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRISBEEFRI

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
BEEFRIS

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
We've only just got rid of the last fris

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I have recently been reminded that having a huge brown belly is more asthetically pleasing than a pasty white one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Tans are the way forward
I'd like to try it, but I'd definitely look a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I just wish they weren't so fucking bad for you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
you could go fake instead
one of those buildup ones
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Won't stop me burning when I go abroad though.
That's why I'm doing it now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Yes, leave the look of neon skin to DG. He's an expert.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
hope it turns out well
I don't think I could ever get a natural tan through the factor fifty I have
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I figure by the time I get all wrinkly I'll be old and wrinkly anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You'll be the youngest looking granny at the bingo club though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
pfft I won't live that long
I've started on the bingo wings already though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Why is that guy with the melted face always on the bbc
I'm sick to death of him, I wish he'd just fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
that guy with the melted face

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
WHO?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
It's this guy, right, with, like, a melted face.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Look at the righ hand side of the page
he has no facial bones i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
the guy with the weird salvader dali melting face
he puts me right off my tea
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Simon Weston.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I love that you're old, you wrinkled lunatic.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
OMG! Monty is old.
Prostrate trouble lols.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I think you'd best check.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
It's not getting prostrate that's the problem.
It's the getting up again.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
*polite applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
*wraps chest in Vick's, brown paper and string*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
These are a few of my favourite things!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Along with Woodbines, the Eagle comic and rickets.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I keep myself looking young by bathing nightly in pimp's blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a lie.
You. Bathing nightly. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
OK fort-nightly. You got me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Bi-Annually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I heard that if you never wash your hair it cleans itself.
Also that if you piss your pants every day at 2pm, they wash themselves.

Mind you my 'source' also told me some samurai-based facts so I'm not sure, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
The pants thing is true
but the hair thing is a lie, you just end up with rancid stinking hair. I didn't wash my hair for about 3 months when I had dreadlocks, it smelt terrible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
My brother did that too.
For about 8 years. He smelled like a rotting tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
It's because his girlfriend isn't ugly
so everyone can go awww what a nice pretty girl she is so caring seeing through his disability.
But I bet you Rory I BET YOU, she's a fucking mental that makes him miserable.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Oh him!
She probably has abandonment issues.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
What...
she's wishing she could be abandoned?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I was intimating that he wouldn't abandon her as who else would have him.
Secretly I think she's ace but that won't get me brownie points on here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
LOVE IS BLIND

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You don't have to tell me that Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
SOMETIMES ITS BETTER THAT WAY

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I'm guessing they do a lot of doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
There's a sit on my face joke here somewhere...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
OR NOT! lolz11!!!111

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I'm imagining that now
I feel most unwell :(
Not quite three guys one hammer but it's up there
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
What are you talking about?
They're ALL fucking mental. Whether they make you miserable or not is entirely down to how patient/desperate you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'm reading this thread from top to bottom and think we're still talking about Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
He's not kidding anyone with hair like that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
her face isn't perfect either
it looks as if she has one eye lower than the other like shannon doherty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
she looks like every other fairly plain looking girl with bleached blonde hair
and generic clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
who are those people?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1173192
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
he's around a lot at the moment, he should just get really fat and that might fill it out for him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Taking his face thing away for a moment, he's a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This appears to be true was what I can tell from the adverts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
oh no i almost accidentally ignored you
i haven't read that book because i only read porn books

anyway since i'm already feeling crap i reckon i'll have some chinese just to make me feel worse
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
try cream of sum yung gy
it's a great stomach settler
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
you'd know, you massive poof

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
dammit! My own joke turned against me, what is the world coming to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
haters gonna hate
mormons gonna morm
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Alright Krislington?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Yeah alright Montsbury, you?
I had a dream last night about several offtopicers. *cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
*reads your mind*
Goodness me, strong stuff there. You should put some of that into your 'erotic literature'...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Damn those mormoms, damn them to mormon hell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Am I the only one that notices that they're always driving toyotas?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
We don't see a lot of them over here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
really? so we just produce the crazies?
I wonder if just anyone can get all up in that sister wives thing?
and if they all mingle together sometimes just to keep it fresh...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Sister wives?
Are you saying Bert is a Mormon?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
no no, you don't marry your sister Clalndrix
sister wives are the multiple wives of a mormon man, and thus are "sisters" because they form such a close bond with eachother
and I'm just wondering if they like to get a little...you know...bow chicka wow wow, to keep their man happy.
Or if that's illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
If they do, I'm suddenly feeling the call of the Lord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I'm pretty sure
it's more seething jealousy than bow-chicka-wah-wah
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I can feel myself having an atheist revelation now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
probably this
plus they're only suppose to have sex if they're trying to make a baby
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
and they have to wear bizarre nightclothes

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
but i bet they're naked under them

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
nah two layers of skin

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This is the first link on google
classydreamwear.com/store/WsDefault.asp?Cat=ModestSleepwear
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Why else would anyone have sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
In your case, because they were whacked out on Rohypnol?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Even then, it's usually only a maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
That's got to be the worst kind of rejection ever.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Like a fire extinguisher down the helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Surely they must do
otherwise what is the point of having multiple wives? I reckon you would have a selection for whichever mood might take you, you'd have two or three who like to get freaky together, you'd have a black one and an asian one, one big girl and one who likes anal.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
wait wait wait
are you saying there are people that don't like anal?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Well, I have experienced one lady
who, whilst I was slipping a finger up there, said it just made her feel like she needed a poo. So we went no further down that road.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Not quite that adventurous, Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
She also got upset when a bit of Jizz got in her hair
As in, really upset.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
To be fair, she'd just come through a messy divorce.

Poor old mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
whereas I've never experienced this phenom
apparently my friend was picking what she thought was icing out of a new brides hair at a wedding once
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Yeah Kristine
you've never experienced that. Whatever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
oh go on
never spilt a drop in my life!
that's so gross
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I did that once, purely by accident.
She never let me forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
bet it was her fault for moving
that's what I told my mrs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Your mrs has got some serious moves

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
that she does
she had a new haircut the other day. it looks frankly amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Sometimes it's easier just to cut the spunk out.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
unrelated incidents

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
We'll just go with that.
The truth is far more ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)
shut in a cupboard?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
SOUND THE ALMOST IGNORE HORN!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
it's just so close to the reply

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
*BOOOM TOOOOT TOOOT BOOOM*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Apparently
The documentary also says Mr Mortenson uses the charitable group as a "private auto teller machine machine".
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
More quality journalism
the guy has a cunty face
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I bet he put his PIN number in as well
sne sne sne
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Snurk! Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Well hasn't today been exciting on here!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
LOL!!!!
Hugs 4U Bbz

*waggles eyebrows*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Oh man I wish he was on B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Best Monday EVA
i missed frisbee twat though, he could have made my day
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
He sought you ought
just so he could be angry with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Come on Al, even you can spell 'out'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Oh FFS
This what happens when you try and post while building a spreadsheet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I blame those three 'dusky gentlemen' you were at school with.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
chevron

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Spreadsheet?
You've not just taken an order for half a tonne of paperclips at the same time, have you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
No, but I did rape someone at lunchtime

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
What a busy life you lead
I just had a sandwich at lunchtime...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I also ran 1.84 miles

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Was this because you woke up late for work?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Nope, I just went for a run at lunchtime
I have just noticed it was actually 1.64 miles. Not quite as impressive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Still further than I've ever managed to run
You may bask in my admiration.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
That's some good basking right there

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I used to do 45 minutes without stopping before I gave up running, but I've no idea how far that was,
When I started it was 6 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
If you were running at an average sort of pace between 6 and 7 mph
you were probably doing something like 5-6 miles in that time.

I need new trainers, mine are knackered and are causing me pain. I also need some new waterproof trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
I found New Balance to be my favoured brand.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
of trainers.
I'm a 'Peter Storm' man all the way with waterproofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Now now, you shouldn't mock his authentic geordie accent

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Hello old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
monty you terrible cunt
you ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Ruined what? How?
This smacks of slander. Internet slander.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
He was trying to do a Chevron

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I saw the opportunity and just thought I'd add the tip
but then Monty ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
That's uncanny
I had exactly the same situation yesterday with your fiancee's vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Yeah sorry I ruined that.
I was early for my 'appointment' - I wasn't to know you had the one before me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
interesting
given that for almost all of the day we were in the car together or in the sea together.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Me and Al tag-teamed her in the Esso garage in Tiverton.
Remember when she 'suddenly remembered' she needed some 'windscreen wiper fluid' and could you go back to that garage, and 'the man was ages finding a bottle out the back'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
haha
nice try, but we didn't go that way home.

that means that you and Al double-teamed someone from Tiverton. hahahahhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Come to think of it
'she' did have quite hairy hands. And an RAF moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I think we might have found Darth

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
*bleaches cock*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Bros. cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Good afternoon, old chap
How does today find you? I must say, I've only been dropping in occasionally to skim-read and insult Darth but it seems there's been quite a rum to-do taking place today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Oh it's been simply thrilling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Quite frankly it looks like it could only have been topped by the reappearance of Wet Ham Man.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Oh I really miss him

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Pork products have tasted just a little bit dry ever since his departure.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
hahah it's like all bacon is 'dry cure' now.
*sheds tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
RIP my niggah.
*pours out cognac*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Admit it, you're using his stuffed corpse as a footstool, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Hell noe not 'El Hombre del Soggy Gammone'.
No way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I think it was one of the few times we agreed on something!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
has bert been banned again then?
2 accounts down, 78,204 to go.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
It's more like 6 accounts down by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Just keep on sending the tit gazzes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
where's that titgaz?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Can I just say thanks for the titgazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I am completely bereft of tit gazzes!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
me too
*lack of titgaz sadface. ONLINE.*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Shall i cock gaz you to make you feel better?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Hmm. that's a tempting offer
but I'm going to have to go with "no" ... but thank you for thinking of me in these trying times. Perhaps by showing our solidarity and dedication we may yet achieve the mythical titgaz. Stay strong, comrade.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I get them all the time.
That bird from New Order keeps sending them to me. Like two dead weevils, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Which one is the lesser of two weevils?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Jeff, give NA his login back.
Then leave the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I'm listeing to someone play Tutankhamun's trumpet
it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Euphemism of the year.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Gillian Gilbert?
She's not done that well at steering clear of the ugly stick, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Titgaz.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
dudes
you all know full well that my tits would NEVER fit in a gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

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