I'm going badger-spotting.
I think I have found my niche in life, and it's that of a what-ho English-countryside cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's fucking loads of them round here
Usually they're easy to spot, as they're lying in a massive heap in the gutter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I saw one yesterday, it had red on it.
I think there's a fair chance of me falling asleep in a bush not far from a public footpath though. THAT's not going to look suspicious, ohhhh no.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

"fanny like a burst badger"
being the finest of all the unkept mimsy descriptors.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

or posting on an internet board.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

There is one just up there on this thread, if you look carefully.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)