Fine I'll paraphrase
you went to Egypt and were taken hostage by a hairy, sweaty local who made you play Tutankhamun's trumpet until you could play no more.
Then he sold you to a travling Bedouin who made you suck him off with your girly norwich lips.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*coughs* you mean 'a be-bop solo on Tutankhamun's trumpet'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Good use of imagination and surprisingly close to the truth
But, I must remind you, my lips are from Nottingham.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Sorry
you went to Egypt and were taken hostage by a hairy, sweaty local who made you play Tutankhamun's trumpet until you could play no more.
Then he sold you to a travling Bedouin who made you suck him off with your girly norwich Nottingham lips.

; )
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

*loads trebuchet with wordly possessions*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)